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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:07:36 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:07:59 AM   
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So...i had to splice and twist the vacuum cord wires (ran over it). Jim told me to be sure not to let the two spliced parts touch. What he FAILED to tell me is, when i let the damn things touch, that sparks will fly all over the living room.

gonna give him hell for that one...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...the man---your Sir---told you not to touch the two wires .  Sooooooooooooo, instead of obeying him, you let---what shall we call it?---female/female submissive curiosity get the better of you and did it anyway?  Tell me where in this HE deserves hell? 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:11:24 AM   
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Most people unplug them first, darling.  Next time, use "butt-splices."  That way, no worries! 
AYLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i plugged it in to see if i had it connected right before i attacked it with the electrical tape. Jim used the last of the butt splices when i caught the blenders cord on fire.

i hope you and little Butterhead are over the colds





Bastid!  Doesn't he know that he is supposed to replace things when he uses them up?  Sheesh!

No, our colds are still hanging on, but the doc did say an average of 7 days, which means 5 to 9, I guess.  But I am ready for it to be over.

I know a gal that when the female end on her cell phone charger got damaged/broke, she just removed it and stuck the wires directly into the the male end on the cell phone.  And the she could not figure out why it fried the cell phone.  (And no, this was not me.) 


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:12:18 AM   
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So...i had to splice and twist the vacuum cord wires (ran over it). Jim told me to be sure not to let the two spliced parts touch. What he FAILED to tell me is, when i let the damn things touch, that sparks will fly all over the living room.

gonna give him hell for that one...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...the man---your Sir---told you not to touch the two wires .  Sooooooooooooo, instead of obeying him, you let---what shall we call it?---female/female submissive curiosity get the better of you and did it anyway?  Tell me where in this HE deserves hell? 
if he had bothered to tell me i would be doing the hootchie cootchie dance, stomping out sparks all over the place, i would have been more careful. Seeeeeeeee.....his fault. and it was nor female curiosity that caused the explosion but rather a tiny touch of inattentiveness when i plugged it in to see if i had the right wires twisted together. "Course...i suppose you will side with Jim even AFTER my perfectly reasonable explination...you being male, and all.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:19:02 AM   
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Somewhere warm like the Greek Islands, perhaps?



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:19:58 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

So...i had to splice and twist the vacuum cord wires (ran over it). Jim told me to be sure not to let the two spliced parts touch. What he FAILED to tell me is, when i let the damn things touch, that sparks will fly all over the living room.

gonna give him hell for that one...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...the man---your Sir---told you not to touch the two wires .  Sooooooooooooo, instead of obeying him, you let---what shall we call it?---female/female submissive curiosity get the better of you and did it anyway?  Tell me where in this HE deserves hell? 
if he had bothered to tell me i would be doing the hootchie cootchie dance, stomping out sparks all over the place, i would have been more careful. Seeeeeeeee.....his fault. and it was nor female curiosity that caused the explosion but rather a tiny touch of inattentiveness when i plugged it in to see if i had the right wires twisted together. "Course...i suppose you will side with Jim even AFTER my perfectly reasonable explination...you being male, and all.

Snorts a few times... still waiting for the reasonable explanation. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:20:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly
So...i had to splice and twist the vacuum cord wires (ran over it). Jim told me to be sure not to let the two spliced parts touch. What he FAILED to tell me is, when i let the damn things touch, that sparks will fly all over the living room.

gonna give him hell for that one...

Careful, Holly, you give him hell and he might be showing you the electro play from hell and America will think you've got one hell of a body popping talent.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:20:45 AM   
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So...i had to splice and twist the vacuum cord wires (ran over it). Jim told me to be sure not to let the two spliced parts touch. What he FAILED to tell me is, when i let the damn things touch, that sparks will fly all over the living room.
gonna give him hell for that one...


OK, did anyone ELSE cringe when they read this?????? 

Obviously, you've never tried to jump start a vehicle.....and have the cables touch.....talk about COOOOOL!  Pretty sparks EVERYWHERE!!!!  Gives a whole new meaning to the term "snap, crackle and pop"! 

And just HOW does one run over the cord on their vacuum?  Most normal folks carry the cord in their hand while they are using it.......oh, wait...just read what I wrote...neeeever mind! 


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:22:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

So...i had to splice and twist the vacuum cord wires (ran over it). Jim told me to be sure not to let the two spliced parts touch. What he FAILED to tell me is, when i let the damn things touch, that sparks will fly all over the living room.

gonna give him hell for that one...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...the man---your Sir---told you not to touch the two wires .  Sooooooooooooo, instead of obeying him, you let---what shall we call it?---female/female submissive curiosity get the better of you and did it anyway?  Tell me where in this HE deserves hell? 



~sneaks up behind...dabs a wee bit of anise behind each ear...then POUNCES before gropegropegropesmoochfondlefondlelickmegamolesticates~

Okay, now off to talk with the other man in my life!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:22:43 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:22:45 AM   
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*grinz*

Somewhere warm like the Greek Islands, perhaps?


~grabs my furry friend and annoints that lovely head with a couple of more drops of anise and gives it noogies, inhaling deeply~  Wha??? you don't LIKE my anise noogies of you? 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:25:40 AM   
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BEAR!!!!!!!!!

MISSM.......sounds like "ouch!".  I had tendonitis while in basic training in the Army.....I'm feeling your pain, trust me.  Now I'm also dealing with carpal tunnel and tennis elbow....was getting cortisone shots for the elbow, the doc I was seeing at the time said I'd about reached my limit for them, and that we should talk about surgery.  Didn't happen, only because I left my job and the state....elbow's killing me even now, but the thought of surgery terrifies me.....too many friends of mine hae had the CT and tendonitis surgery and never worked again..not too mention the loss of use of fingers/entire hand, feeling, etc.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:28:55 AM   
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<snip>
And just HOW does one run over the cord on their vacuum?  Most normal folks carry the cord in their hand while they are using it.......oh, wait...just read what I wrote...neeeever mind! 


Easy. You don't have an R2D2 vacuum from Rainbow.   That thing is the most awkward vacuum I've used. It works wonderfully and picks up the most amazing amount of dirt but is not as easy to use as an upright.

As for "normal", well, holl-parts ain't never been normal. Ever wonder how she knows so much about the short bus?


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:35:38 AM   
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No, our colds are still hanging on, but the doc did say an average of 7 days, which means 5 to 9, I guess. But I am ready for it to be over.
it seems everyone is hanging on to it for a few weeks, at least 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:37:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

So...i had to splice and twist the vacuum cord wires (ran over it). Jim told me to be sure not to let the two spliced parts touch. What he FAILED to tell me is, when i let the damn things touch, that sparks will fly all over the living room.

gonna give him hell for that one...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...the man---your Sir---told you not to touch the two wires .  Sooooooooooooo, instead of obeying him, you let---what shall we call it?---female/female submissive curiosity get the better of you and did it anyway?  Tell me where in this HE deserves hell? 
if he had bothered to tell me i would be doing the hootchie cootchie dance, stomping out sparks all over the place, i would have been more careful. Seeeeeeeee.....his fault. and it was nor female curiosity that caused the explosion but rather a tiny touch of inattentiveness when i plugged it in to see if i had the right wires twisted together. "Course...i suppose you will side with Jim even AFTER my perfectly reasonable explination...you being male, and all.

Snorts a few times... still waiting for the reasonable explanation. 
i rest my case


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:38:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Aylee...mine only hung around for 7 days exactly.....but I had the luxury of spending practically all of it in bed, uninterrupted, dosed with Ny-quil and Chloriseptic stuff for my throat.  I'm sure if I was chasing around a child, it probably would have lasted longer.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:38:33 AM   
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And just HOW does one run over the cord on their vacuum? Most normal folks carry the cord in their hand while they are using it.......oh, wait...just read what I wrote...neeeever mind!


SOUL!!!!!

and may i say


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:41:16 AM   
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Status: offline 		 It is very scary to think of, Soul. It's amazing how we compensate when living with something like that and I fully understand why you opted not to have the surgery. The pain I could deal with, we learn ways of coping and I'd just learn to block it out rather than numb myself with medication to help with that process. But the deterioration was such that if I walked on it one day, I couldn't the next, so it needed to be done regardless... nothing ventured and all that. If it isn't a success thereafter I'll be on disability for a while, BUT, refuse to allow it to disable me entirely, I'll just have to make adjustments to my life here/there. What's funny is that prior to seeing this specialist the one I was sent to had no grasp on reality and stated to me, "I would just accept it, if I were you, what about getting a job where you can put your feet up while working?" After laughing hysterically for a minute, I asked for a referral to someone who did specialise in sports related injuries of this kind (altho mine was gotten as a result of walking home from the local pub and treading awkwardly on a broken pavement lol).

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:41:22 AM   
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Well, since you said it, I guess you can......however......allow ME to say......

*MWAH*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 3/3/2009 7:43:06 AM   
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I was thinking more along the lines of the white sands of Jamaica, Bear. I could lay on the sands and cook, embalm myself slowly in the warmth while I was at it, then have gorgeous hunks carry me indoors and cool me down in a man-shower of adoration. I need to have these fantasies more often.


Why, oh why, does this remind me of THIS?

Wait, it was the "man-shower" part......




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