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puppen -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (7/14/2008 9:31:14 AM)
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Ah, now, I don't think Wandal has that.
He's just a clumsy footed, RETARD of a minx.
Last night we couldn't find him, and I had just finished dinner. Kyle started into a mini-panic.
"Celia, where's Wanda? Where's Wanda?"
And to this I just shrugged. He had been in the kitchen when I was cooking, so, I knew he was around.
Only a few moments later did we hear a scuffling crash noise from the kitchen.
"He's in the kitchen, DUH." I said and shrugged again.
To this, Kyle got up and went into the kitchen. No Wanda.
Kyle starts panicking, so I get up and help him look. We open every cabinet. No Wanda.
Then we hear a pathetic mewling sound.
This startles ME. I open the fridge, the dishwasher... Nope. No Wanda. I open every single drawer in the fridge. Nope. Still no Wanda.[sm=dunno.gif]
...We hear it again. A piteous mewling sound and a scuffling... From the utensil drawer. EH!?
I open both utensil drawers... Nope. No Wanda!?
As I go to close it, I hear the mewl and BINGO. There's his lil head.
The little fucker somehow squeezed himself into the back of the damn utensil drawer![sm=jaw.gif]
Kyle starts screaming and yelling, and the poor kitten panics.
I can't pull him out because he's choking against a spoon. I had to gently work out all of the big forks, spoons... And the kitten is just puuUuuurrrrring away as I work him out of the drawer.[sm=doh.gif]
Bastard Kyle had the nerve to yell at me, saying I wasn't watching the kitten properly. WHO THE HELL WOULD HAVE GUESSED A KITTEN WOULD SQUEEZE INTO A UTENSIL DRAWER!? [sm=tongue.gif]
Sometimes... Sometimes.
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