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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 9:26:23 AM

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*waves to GT and darts behind her to hide from Potty* NU you shouted at me earlier

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 9:28:43 AM

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Yup! & I plan on doing it over & over again!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 9:30:24 AM

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MEANIE MEANIE BO BEANIE

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 9:31:14 AM

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Ah, now, I don't think Wandal has that.

He's just a clumsy footed, RETARD of a minx.

Last night we couldn't find him, and I had just finished dinner. Kyle started into a mini-panic.
"Celia, where's Wanda? Where's Wanda?"
And to this I just shrugged. He had been in the kitchen when I was cooking, so, I knew he was around.

Only a few moments later did we hear a scuffling crash noise from the kitchen.
"He's in the kitchen, DUH." I said and shrugged again.

To this, Kyle got up and went into the kitchen. No Wanda.
Kyle starts panicking, so I get up and help him look. We open every cabinet. No Wanda.
Then we hear a pathetic mewling sound.

This startles ME. I open the fridge, the dishwasher... Nope. No Wanda. I open every single drawer in the fridge. Nope. Still no Wanda.

...We hear it again. A piteous mewling sound and a scuffling... From the utensil drawer. EH!?
I open both utensil drawers... Nope. No Wanda!?
As I go to close it, I hear the mewl and BINGO. There's his lil head.
The little fucker somehow squeezed himself into the back of the damn utensil drawer!

Kyle starts screaming and yelling, and the poor kitten panics.
I can't pull him out because he's choking against a spoon. I had to gently work out all of the big forks, spoons... And the kitten is just puuUuuurrrrring away as I work him out of the drawer.

Bastard Kyle had the nerve to yell at me, saying I wasn't watching the kitten properly. WHO THE HELL WOULD HAVE GUESSED A KITTEN WOULD SQUEEZE INTO A UTENSIL DRAWER!?

Sometimes... Sometimes.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 9:33:15 AM

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maybe 2 jack russell terriers aren't so bad after all

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 9:38:03 AM

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Hi Mommy-Greedy!

I've been a good girl today.

(Gonna have to ration my last few posts. DAMN IT.)

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 9:40:07 AM

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2 JACK RUSSELLS????? ARE YOU FRICKIN NUTS? Them things are pure energy wrapped in fur!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 9:41:22 AM

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*smoooches puppen* (and yeah, I had a kitten that managed to get into the space beneath a cabinet, by a drain pipe in a basement apartment.. scary..I was convinced the bugger was gonna fall into the drain)

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 9:46:38 AM

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*Beams* I has a Mommy. Everyone is jealous.

Yeah. Screw these little bundles of energy. I'll take my old cat Steve any day.

At least he doesn't shove himself in cabinet spaces and utensil drawers.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 10:09:25 AM

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2 JACK RUSSELLS????? ARE YOU FRICKIN NUTS? Them things are pure energy wrapped in fur!

no, i am not nuts. and actually the male isn't so bad... it's the 8 mo. old female that's the terror.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 10:11:56 AM

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Rawr! Aww Lee keeps making me cry

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 10:15:30 AM

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*happy dancin cause puppen is gonna be here soon*

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 10:19:48 AM

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no fair...im twisted i wanna be straighttttttt

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 10:22:20 AM

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I won't have the energy to do no "happy dancin" after getting off the plane and jumping onto RS in a big ol' hug.

...Because what transpires after that is, most likely, going to be so incredibly explicit, I'm going to beg for the cage so I can catch my breath.

EXCITE! EXCITE!

*Cramming her posts full*

...Dear Moon. I'm going to friggin' Florida. I NEVER GO OUTSIDE. I'm pale. Damnit. This does not bode well.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 10:22:31 AM

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straight? but isnt that what your profile says?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 10:24:52 AM

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puppen..how much time in the sun do you REALLY think you're going to get?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 10:26:45 AM

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puppen..how much time in the sun do you REALLY think you're going to get?

she will probably need an SPF 2.....

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 10:30:40 AM

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hows your arm, holly?? you ARE listening to the nurse and dr., yes??

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 10:31:53 AM

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He said he wanted to go out and do things and explore with me...

And he told me to buy a sundress... ---EWWWW---. So, I suspect I will be getting enough sun to say, "OW. OW! I'm a fucking lobster! DAMNIT."

Feck, and this is my last post. I can't say anything more. Saving my 1000th for the thread I'm makin'.

...I'll be watching you.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 7/14/2008 10:52:53 AM

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hows your arm, holly?? you ARE listening to the nurse and dr., yes??

arm is good Greeds...Bruno the nurse ("Stop calling me Bruno!!") left an hour ago and i see the wonnerful, arm saving Dr Doom tomorrow morning!!

Gotta ask him for something other than Vicodin....they make me silly and i HATE being silly *nods*

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