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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:22:15 AM   
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Yeah, I know.. but UGH.  I'm too old for this shit.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:23:04 AM   
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Status: offline 		  Ok, here's my story for the day to show holly ain't the only having fun with littles...........

So Mr. Smarties just walked up to me and asked our address. Thinking he was practicing memorizing it, I told him our street address. So he goes back into his room and I hear him talking with someone on his play cell phone. Now thinking he's "talking with a friend" on the phone, and ain't it a cute game to listen to him, I stand in the hall listening. He's holding a really good conversation, very realistic. Next thing I know, he says "Lasagne, the lady on the phone wants to talk with you."  I go to play along, thinking it's a cute kids game, right? WRONG!!!!!!!!! I get on the phone and there's a police dispatcher on the phone getting ready to dispatch the squads out to our place since she's thinking there's an emergency.

HE DIALED 911 AND GOT THROUGH...... on a non-working, unactivated, play cell phone. 

   "Uh, dispatcher? Yes ma'am - everything's fine. I'm really sorry, I have no idea how my stepson got through to you - this is supposed to be just a play phone. No, we don't need the police..... yes - holly might need an ambulance, she's always falling. What's her address? 22 Clumsy St, Quietville.......ok thanks for your time; good luck with holly, you'll need it."


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:27:13 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:28:04 AM   
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Yeah, I know.. but UGH. I'm too old for this shit.

so's Rain

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:30:59 AM   
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so's Rain


        And you ain't that far behind us, missy, so i wouldn't be talking......

...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:31:44 AM   
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HE DIALED 911 AND GOT THROUGH...... on a non-working, unactivated, play cell phone.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

hooooo....*wipes away tears*

Oh shit...i thought it was bad when the kid accidentally dialed 911 and hung up (yes, they called back)

Rain...the LO will NEVER top that!!!!!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:32:54 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:40:06 AM   
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Most cell phone carriers allow 911 calls even on non-activated phones.... I think they're required to.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:41:47 AM   
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And (other than the 911 calls) how is everyone doing?

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:43:21 AM   
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Status: offline 		Rainfire, by law all cell phones have to be able to dial 911.
It doesn't matter if they are active or not. If they can get a signal, they can call 911.

http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/consumerfacts/wireless911srvc.html

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:45:19 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:45:31 AM   
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Rainfire, by law all cell phones have to be able to dial 911.
It doesn't matter if they are active or not. If they can get a signal, they can call 911.

http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/consumerfacts/wireless911srvc.html

well damn...i guess giving my kid an old cell phone was not a good idea. Thanks so much for the heads up!!


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:48:03 AM   
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well damn...i guess giving my kid an old cell phone was not a good idea. Thanks so much for the heads up!!



Ummm. . . this is why LO's grandma needs to get him the oh-so-nifty "Elmo Cellphone"  La la lala la la lala Elmo's phone. . .

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:51:17 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

HE DIALED 911 AND GOT THROUGH...... on a non-working, unactivated, play cell phone.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

hooooo....*wipes away tears*

Oh shit...i thought it was bad when the kid accidentally dialed 911 and hung up (yes, they called back)

Rain...the LO will NEVER top that!!!!!


If he's YOUR son, yes, he will....somehow.

But I'm still in shock as to how the hell he got through - the phone is a non-working phone.When he came out to ask our address, I thought he was playing and same when I heard him "talking" to someone in his room.... To pick up the phone and actually HEAR the dispatcher just about gave me a fucking heart attack! 




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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:52:59 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:53:31 AM   
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. this is why LO's grandma needs to get him the oh-so-nifty "Elmo Cellphone" La la lala la la lala Elmo's phone. . .
Grandma would make it to the tippy top of my shit list.. Elmo needs the shit beat out of him.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:54:47 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:55:14 AM   
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But I'm still in shock as to how the hell he got through - the phone is a non-working phone.When he came out to ask our address, I thought he was playing and same when I heard him "talking" to someone in his room.... To pick up the phone and actually HEAR the dispatcher just about gave me a fucking heart attack!
actually...you might have a knock on your door yet. Around here it seems nearly all calls by a kid are investigated (a good thing, methinks)

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:55:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

. this is why LO's grandma needs to get him the oh-so-nifty "Elmo Cellphone" La la lala la la lala Elmo's phone. . .
Grandma would make it to the tippy top of my shit list.. Elmo needs the shit beat out of him.


Hee hee.  This is why I am NOT replacing the batteries in Butterheads.  Although. . . if you want. . . I can replace them and send it to LO.  Since he seems to be deprived of phones.  Butterhead has the phone on her kitchette. 

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 8/1/2009 5:57:46 AM   
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well damn...i guess giving my kid an old cell phone was not a good idea. Thanks so much for the heads up!!


  I took the battery off the phone so it wouldn't happen again. Thing is, he's had this phone for several months and never had anything like this happen.... Why today of all days? 


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