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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 7:28:31 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 7:30:08 AM   
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TMI ? Naaaaaah...

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 7:31:29 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 7:44:28 AM   
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Oh well, I guess what Jim don't know won't hurt him. Besides, we would only be sharing electronic particles, not bodily fluids, eh ?

I guess you can watch me oil up my tool and slowly stroke it untill.... aaaaah shit... I sploodged my keyboard...shit.

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 7:53:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

*Gasps*

Oh well, I guess what Jim don't know won't hurt him. Besides, we would only be sharing electronic particles, not bodily fluids, eh ?

I guess you can watch me oil up my tool and slowly stroke it untill.... aaaaah shit... I sploodged my keyboard...shit.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:12:10 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:17:25 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:21:22 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:23:24 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:25:29 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

*Gasps*

Oh well, I guess what Jim don't know won't hurt him. Besides, we would only be sharing electronic particles, not bodily fluids, eh ?

I guess you can watch me oil up my tool and slowly stroke it untill.... aaaaah shit... I sploodged my keyboard...shit.


Thanks for killing my appetite so close to lunchtime, Cjan. That was a visual I really didn't need 


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:31:36 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

*Gasps*

Oh well, I guess what Jim don't know won't hurt him. Besides, we would only be sharing electronic particles, not bodily fluids, eh ?

I guess you can watch me oil up my tool and slowly stroke it untill.... aaaaah shit... I sploodged my keyboard...shit.


Yanno....there is this trick I know that'll help delay the premature shooting!

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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:36:16 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

*Gasps*

Oh well, I guess what Jim don't know won't hurt him. Besides, we would only be sharing electronic particles, not bodily fluids, eh ?

I guess you can watch me oil up my tool and slowly stroke it untill.... aaaaah shit... I sploodged my keyboard...shit.


Yanno....there is this trick I know that'll help delay the premature shooting!

~Bear - the ever helpful manwhore~



Like a well-placed cork? Won't that just cause a different kind of explosion?


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:41:22 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:47:41 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

i am too innocent to understand what is being said here


Careful Holly your halo is slipping....


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:47:48 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

*Gasps*

Oh well, I guess what Jim don't know won't hurt him. Besides, we would only be sharing electronic particles, not bodily fluids, eh ?

I guess you can watch me oil up my tool and slowly stroke it untill.... aaaaah shit... I sploodged my keyboard...shit.


Yanno....there is this trick I know that'll help delay the premature shooting!

~Bear - the ever helpful manwhore~



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:50:21 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Apparently, you're not a swallower, eh, zephyr ?  To bad...your loss. Sorry if I offended your delicate sensibilities and appetite, puss.

quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

*Gasps*

Oh well, I guess what Jim don't know won't hurt him. Besides, we would only be sharing electronic particles, not bodily fluids, eh ?

I guess you can watch me oil up my tool and slowly stroke it untill.... aaaaah shit... I sploodged my keyboard...shit.


Thanks for killing my appetite so close to lunchtime, Cjan. That was a visual I really didn't need 



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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:52:32 AM   
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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:54:13 AM   
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Status: offline 		So...this morning Jim was sleeping on the sofa, having arrived home at 3am. The LoudOne was in bed with me, as he had a bit of a restless night.

So...the kid wakes up at 5am and sees the parental units are asleep. The LoudOne smiles an evil grin and formulates a plan.

Quietly he trots off to the kitchen where he begins to concoct his secret recipe. Crushed BBQ potato chips...a well smashed banana, and lemonade to ease the mixing process.

The LoudOne then gets a spoon...a big spoon...and heads in to the living room, where he sees sleeping Daddy. The LoudOne practices patience, waiting till...yes yes!!!...there it is...the open mouth snore!!!!...and drops a huge spoonful of his delightful creation into daddys waiting gullet.....

Shit...did Jim bellow!!!

I came running out to find him sitting up and sputtering.....BBQ flavored banana all the hell over the place, and the kid standing there, spoon in hand and eyes like saucers.

Jim didn't care for it. Maybe it was the lemonade?


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:55:24 AM   
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Apparently, you're not a swallower, eh, zephyr ?  To bad...your loss. Sorry if I offended your delicate sensibilities and appetite, puss.

quote:

ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

*Gasps*

Oh well, I guess what Jim don't know won't hurt him. Besides, we would only be sharing electronic particles, not bodily fluids, eh ?

I guess you can watch me oil up my tool and slowly stroke it untill.... aaaaah shit... I sploodged my keyboard...shit.


Thanks for killing my appetite so close to lunchtime, Cjan. That was a visual I really didn't need 


CJ...there is a huge difference between a swallower and a keyboard sucker.


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RE: The Holly and Potty Show - 10/27/2009 8:56:39 AM   
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