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sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/1/2010 6:42:16 AM)
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Good morning my goobers!!!!!
So...last night we dyed Easter eggs. I was SO prepared. I had the table covered, the different colors of dyes ready and waiting for pudgy three year old hands...annnnd the egg decorating kit that has the stickers to make different silly faces, complete with various colors of fuzz that one super glued onto the dyed/stickered eggs...to pass for hair, i suppose.
Once the eggs, hands, clothing and Jim were all dyed, it was time to decorate.Yeehaw. I took great care in explaining to the LoudOne that superglue is NOT to be handled by anyone other than Mommy, as it can cause severe skin irritation, and in rare cases, damage to the hands when some knucklehead accidentally glues their fingers together.
The kid was having a blast...exerting and demonstrating his advancing level of creativity and impressing good ol' Mom. He WOULD have impressed good ol' Dad too, but that was not possible. For, you see, 10 minutes after the creative egg decorating began, Daddy/Hubby found his ass on the way to the drug store to get a bottle of nail polish remover. Seems nail polish remover is the only thing recommended when Mommy super glues 3 of her 4 fingers to a hard boiled egg.
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