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Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 9:44:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Wouldn't want to wake you up just 'cuz of a bad dream. Glad to see you're alive & kicking!

I had one really BAD one about my oldest grandum & I DID call after waiting for a long while until a semi-decent hour. I woke up crying my heart out. Couldn't shake that dream for several days.


It is no problem.  Just one of the many services that I provide!  [:)]




VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 9:48:36 AM)

[8|]Slut[8|]




VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 11:33:56 AM)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4DZ2aMKfws&feature=fvw

This ride is no joke! I can't believe he held onto his camera!




ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 11:34:22 AM)

Just got the results of the doppler sonogram.  No clots, so that is one thing off of my mind.

Now...to worry somemore of what is causing this swelling.




sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 11:55:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4DZ2aMKfws&feature=fvw

This ride is no joke! I can't believe he held onto his camera!
This is proof you are drain bamaged.  You would get yer ass on that thing, but are afraid of white water rafting?

Lemme 'splain something to you, Pots. When you fall out of the raft, you land in the water, then float because you are wearing a life jacket. Sure, there are rocks that cause a head injury, but that is why you wear a helmet. Provided you have not pissed off everyone else in the raft, someone will eventually fish your ass out.

Now...if you fall out of that contraption, you land on the pavement with a Great. Big. SPLAT!! Please do not attempt to wear a life jacket...it will not help you. It will, however, ruin the life jacket. Also...go ahead and piss off your seat mates, since there is not a whole lot they can do. But...that dude that walks around the park with a mini-broom and dustpan on a stick? Yep...THATS who they are gonna call.






VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 12:06:40 PM)

[8|]Fine..........what about this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE5OlEagZVQ&feature=related




sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 12:07:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

[8|]Fine..........what about this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE5OlEagZVQ&feature=related
FERGETIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It took everything i had not to blow chucks as i watched the first one!




VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 12:12:38 PM)

Wus[8|]




sirsholly -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 12:18:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Wus[8|]
Cause i won't get my ass on that gizmo?

Hell Pots...i plan to live a looooong happy life, or till i get to be your age, whichever comes first.


just an fyi...when you have FireFox and type "gizmo", the spell check thingy keeps trying to change it to "gizzard".




VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 12:40:56 PM)

I didn't say GET ON THE RIDE...........just look at the video[;)]

**Eta, you bypassed MY AGE several years ago. Keep dreaming**




Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 1:03:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

[8|]Slut[8|]


Whore.




ShaharThorne -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 1:08:44 PM)

math teacher...

To Lizard that is a cuss word...




VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 1:09:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

[8|]Slut[8|]


Whore.



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Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 2:08:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

[8|]Slut[8|]


Whore.



[sm=rant.gif]


Sorry.  I suppose that I should have said, "Sure thing."




VirginPotty -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 2:58:41 PM)

That's better[:D]




jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 6:24:53 PM)

Potty put the thread into a coma




Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 7:36:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Potty put the thread into a coma


Ya know, I keep reading these updates of yours Jeff as: "So-and-so put a comma in the thread."

Although, I have been having trouble with messing up words while speaking lately.  Perhaps I had a stroke and did not know it.  [>:]




jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 7:51:41 PM)

Aylee, put down the bottle of black velvet and drink coffee




Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 7:54:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Aylee, put down the bottle of black velvet and drink coffee


Umm. . . Black Velvet?  Not so much.  I did buy some beers tonight.  I have been thirsty for a beer.  But this has been going on for several days.  I think that I would like to claim stroke rather than idiot.  If it is all the same to you. 

Besides, coffee at this time of night?  Do you not want me to sleep?  Do you WANT me to start hallucinating?  Cause if so, give me your phone number so that you are the one I am making the weird ass, "calling whilst really asleep" phone calls to. 




jlf1961 -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (4/6/2010 8:15:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Aylee

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Aylee, put down the bottle of black velvet and drink coffee


Umm. . . Black Velvet?  Not so much.  I did buy some beers tonight.  I have been thirsty for a beer.  But this has been going on for several days.  I think that I would like to claim stroke rather than idiot.  If it is all the same to you. 

Besides, coffee at this time of night?  Do you not want me to sleep?  Do you WANT me to start hallucinating?  Cause if so, give me your phone number so that you are the one I am making the weird ass, "calling whilst really asleep" phone calls to. 


Uh, Aylee, I take a nice blood pressure med that makes me really sleepy.

And coffee makes you wide awake? I can drink coffee and go straight to sleep.




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