sirsholly
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Joined: 9/7/2007 From: Quietville Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel holly, please wait until you're all fixed up and better BEFORE you go and hurt yourself again? please??? the sling is in the bottom of the dirty laundry basket, btw. you were hoping hubby wouldn't find it before you healed, and you're technically not supposed to be doing laundry, right? ANGELEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laundry is a heartless bitch. It cares about no one and no injury. It offers no understanding. Where as i am limping around, bitching, moaning and eating Vicodin for lunch after having forgotten i had already eaten them for breakfast, the dirty socks are downstairs...plotting, laughing, and BREEDING! The laundry is in the basement...and it was the basement stairs that tripped me. You would think that after all we had been through together (the SPIN CYCLE for heavens sake...i have witnessed the spin cycle!!)...after all that, it could have anticipated the evil plan of afore mentioned stairs and bred toward the landing instead of in a gargantuan mountain next to the dryer. But NOOOOOoooooo.....the dirty jeans conferred with the stained tee shirts, who ran it by the underwear and towels, and they all decided *sob* that instead of padding my fall, they were going to stay where they were and reproduce.
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