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ORIGINAL: groundhogphil

Uh, Uh..... did you know that groundhogs like BJ's ........:)

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

OMG....Ron and I are on it today...

*gives Ron an IOU for a proper BJ*

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

Well, dayum....I learned a lesson in the kitchen today....did you know butter can explode in a microwave?  One great big POP and there's butter EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

I have not tried the cake flour yet, but I do make sure the flour does get sifted before adding into the mixer (professional grade Kitchaid 6-qt). Bo like the machine because of the dough hook.

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

I have not tried the cake flour yet, but I do make sure the flour does get sifted before adding into the mixer (professional grade Kitchaid 6-qt). Bo like the machine because of the dough hook.

Ah yes my kitchen aid mixer. My daughter's getting an apartment with a friend next year and hinted that since it's so old, why doesn't she take it off my hands.

I will defend it to my last breath.

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ORIGINAL: soul2share
right now, I seem to have lost the beaters that went to my hand mixer....I have no idea where....I didn't leave them in Phoenix, and once the back door was locked, it stayed locked......damn gremlins!

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I received this letter in my inbox:


Dear Ron,

I would appreciate your advice in this matter, since I see you are widely identified as an expert in blowjobs.

First let me say that although I do not often post, my slave has outted me here and for that reason, when describing the situation I will have to sort of fudge our profile nicks so that we may remain anonymous.

OK, here goes, my slave (for the sake of this discussion, let's call her NotHolly to disguise who she really is) decided to practice her highschool diving days in our basement, and caught her ear, receiving some stiches and swelling, now; here is the problem, her bent up ear, it is so swollen and tender that I can no longer grasp it properly when hammering a skull fuck to her, such that with her good ear firmly in my fist and the other one held gingerly, her hole sort of lists off to one side, which I find very dissatisfying, is it possible that I could duct tape an old leather handle off a portmanteau around her head so I can get down with my bad self?

Thanks for your help,

NotJim 

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ORIGINAL: Phoenixpower

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne
White vinegar can help get rid of the buttery mess

alternatively...buying a new microwave, does help, too

I only blew up the butter, not the microwave, smarty pants.....who do ya think you're talking to, Holly?
mumblegrumble*smartasswisenheimer*mublegrumble