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Aylee -> RE: The Holly and Potty Show (8/16/2011 12:19:25 PM)
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
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ORIGINAL: Aylee
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ORIGINAL: outhere69
I haz some nice homemade tapioca pudding chillin' out in the refrigerator.
I have chocolate pudding. I already had some though. I had to eat some. To make sure that I am ingesting enough milk, ya know.
Aylee, you do know that CAKE has milk in it too, should you eat a chocolate triple layer cake with fudge icing to insure you are getting enough milk as well?
Good idea! I have a couple slices like that in the freezer. I think that it has 6 or 8 layers so that makes it 2 to 3 times as good for me! I might have to go and get one out and eat it. YAY! [:)]
You do know the diet rules, right? Here you are if you have never seen me post them. They are what keeps me happy!
1. Calories are heat units; therefore frozen foods do not count. Like ice-cream, popsicles, and pies.
2. If the cookie is broken the calories fell out.
3. If no one sees you eat it, it does not count.
4. If it is the last piece of something, it does not count because it needed to be et'-up and so you are really just doing the food a favor.
5. When you eat with someone else, calories don’t count if you don’t eat more than they do.
6. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
7. Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
8. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.
9. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
10. Anything consumed while standing over the kitchen sink, has no calories.
11. If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
12. Late-night snacks have no calories. The refrigerator light is not strong enough for the calories to see their way into the calorie counter.
13. Movie-related foods do not have calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel. Example: milk duds, buttered popcorn, junior mints and Tootsie Rolls
14. When drinking a diet soda while eating a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled by the diet soda.
15. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
16. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.
17. Food eaten at Christmas parties has 0 calories, courtesy of Santa.
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