soul2share
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Joined: 12/18/2007 From: somewhere out there..... Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Aylee Apparently answering the phone when my boss calls with, "Oh Shit! NOW what did you do?" is not the best way. It has given him a complex. Well Aylee, you can try my favorite......"ain't nobody here but us chickens!" But by far, the bestest phone trick I nail everyone with is this....cops NEVER have a phone number for anything.....they call Dispatch.....so when they ask me for the number for so-an-so, I simply give them 555-1212. They either A) write it down without recognizing what it's really for, or B), say "thanks!", hang up and actually dial it!!!!! When they call me back, I'm usually laughing my ass off!!!!!
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I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?"...people are starting to take it as a challenge! *Not a fuck was given.*
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