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chickpea -> McCain is KINKY (6/4/2008 10:01:14 AM)
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Reasons why McCain is Kinky:
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(1) He's begging Obama to do townhall meetings
(2) He's begging the Republican base to support him[sm=yesmaster.gif]
(3) Humiliation: old white guy runs neck-to-neck against young black guy
(4) Ostricization: Even his own Republican Party hates him[sm=marionette.gif]
(5) Age Play: McCain plays the Slimey Old Uncle
(6) Age Play: McCain probably needs and wears Adult Diapers
(7) Massochist: McCain has to get up to speak in front of an audience that's asleep[sm=tired.gif]
(8) Humiliation: McCain has to get up to speak in front of an audience that's asleep
(9) Humiliation: McCain goes to High School to speak to students, and one asks him how does it feel that you might die in office?
(10) Submission: Can you say Republican party's sacrificial lamb?[sm=beatdeadhorse.gif]
(10+++) he's Kinky because his speeches correct the vulnerbilities that are pointed out on the BDSM boards (he calls the Iraq war a soon to be victory rather than than republicans losing the Iraq War, he cites Iran's nuclear missles, etc...) Just watch his next speech on CNN yup, he's a collarme.com member! [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m11.gif[/image] (kidding of course...But, that guys has that weird look at aura about him... you never know!)
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