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thornhappy -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:01:59 PM)
Do you have a pillow for my knees? * jeesh, the questions nowadays! * thornhappy

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Translate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:03:57 PM)
(from Thornhappy's profile) ....I enjoy reading anything but horror & romance, Translation: I'm a BDSM pain slut, why read about it when I can experience it!

phoenixinchains -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:04:14 PM)
No men, please... if i wanted c***, i wouldn't look for it online...

Lumus -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:06:56 PM)
"miss Him sooo much, it hurts." Translation: He has the key to the chastity belt, and fuck, do I gotta pee.

phoenixinchains -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:09:22 PM)
rofl

Lumus -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:11:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Do you have a pillow for my knees? * jeesh, the questions nowadays! * thornhappy Nothing for your head, eh? I'd really recommend it, escpecially if vigouous backswing into a solid surface causes you to bite.

awakenednj -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:19:12 PM)
looking for a TRUE submissive Translation: I am too lazy to take any time with you. I want someone who will cower to me instantly and not hold me in anyway responsible for my f***-ups.

DiurnalVampire -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:20:54 PM)
"Im a switch but I have no exerience in the lifestyle" - switch sounds good, so I can get al the sex I want while I make up my mind "I am bisexual, but still waiting for my first time with a woman" -guys like to hear that, gives me the edge over those straight chicks "My master has ordered me to look for a sister sub" - My master really has his heart set on a threesome

thornhappy -> RE: Translate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:21:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance (from Thornhappy's profile) ....I enjoy reading anything but horror & romance, Translation: I'm a BDSM pain slut, why read about it when I can experience it! Oh god, that was silly. Glad I'd already chewed all the ice in the glass! Would've shot out my nose for sure! thornhappy

thornhappy -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:22:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Do you have a pillow for my knees? * jeesh, the questions nowadays! * thornhappy Nothing for your head, eh? I'd really recommend it, escpecially if vigouous backswing into a solid surface causes you to bite. Well, I figured you already had the underside of the desk lined with Spenco foam. thornhappy

phoenixinchains -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:22:42 PM)
Lives for role playing games... I've failed my coolness check, and I am okay with that.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:25:28 PM)
hi im hot and sexy. just hanging around to find my perfect slave... who can fulfill my sexual fantasy Not really looking for anything that cant be done in an hour or less

phoenixinchains -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:36:02 PM)
Skills; computer... Mom's glad I did something with my life...

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:45:56 PM)
I'm a twenty year old Dominant, trained in the Old Guard..... Translation: [sm=rofl.gif]

Lumus -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:46:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains Lives for role playing games... I've failed my coolness check, and I am okay with that. Roll a d20 to see if you're horny.

Lumus -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:47:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: thornhappy Well, I figured you already had the underside of the desk lined with Spenco foam. thornhappy Naw. Rain's hair is nothing like Spenco foam.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:51:06 PM)
I guess I'm what you would call a farm girl :) I cant put what I really want here, cause it might break the TOS

Lumus -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:58:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr I guess I'm what you would call a farm girl :) I cant put what I really want here, cause it might break the TOS Now, now...plenty of farm girls who milk the cows develop a helluva grip...

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 7:58:52 PM)
My profile is blank because I hate to type, but I'm a physically fit Dominant with an IQ of 140+. Translation: I'll leave this blank because it is better to be thought a boring fool, than to post too much and remove all doubt.

stormgirl -> RE: Tranlate that Phrase (6/4/2008 8:05:52 PM)
OMG i am going to Have to re-read my profile. . . . willing to relocate immediately Translation: stalker wannabe

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