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purepleasure -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 4:20:04 PM)

To the OP:

Listen you snivelling worm, I want a pedicure, and I want it NOW.  So, get your sorry ass at my feet and get busy.  IF, and I do mean IF the pedicure is up to My standards, I might allow you to cum on My feet and lick it off.

What are you waiting for?


ETA.... Wait, I am not a stupid woman.  Move along.




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 4:22:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

its offline for at least a month... figure I could sell tickets and double what I make yearly :P

I think that's a great idea, hope you have some bleachers you can set up, it'll be right popular.

thornhappy



I got some chairs and tables...




celticlord2112 -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 4:36:18 PM)

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Whilethere are plenty of frustrated men out there (including me) who can do everything right and it's not good enough.

There are also plenty of satisfied men (including me).  FYI, we were here first and we're keeping all the good subs to ourselves!

You'll find the castoff subbies right behind the brie and camembert, and next to the corkscrew.

Next shelf down are the inflatables.

Enjoy!




servantheart -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 4:38:46 PM)

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sunshinemiss -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 4:42:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

quote:

Whilethere are plenty of frustrated men out there (including me) who can do everything right and it's not good enough.

There are also plenty of satisfied men (including me).  FYI, we were here first and we're keeping all the good subs to ourselves!

You'll find the castoff subbies right behind the brie and camembert, and next to the corkscrew.

Next shelf down are the inflatables.

Enjoy!



There's a joke in there, I just know there's one in there somewhere....




servantheart -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 4:45:40 PM)

Sombody needs to be smacked upside the head with a clue bat [sm=fight.gif][sm=dontfeedtrolls.gif][sm=lame.gif]




celticlord2112 -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 4:48:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

quote:

ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

quote:

Whilethere are plenty of frustrated men out there (including me) who can do everything right and it's not good enough.

There are also plenty of satisfied men (including me).  FYI, we were here first and we're keeping all the good subs to ourselves!

You'll find the castoff subbies right behind the brie and camembert, and next to the corkscrew.

Next shelf down are the inflatables.

Enjoy!



There's a joke in there, I just know there's one in there somewhere....


Nah, you're thinking of the screwdriver and the drill(ed) bits....those are on the top shelf next to the batteries.....




cjan -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 4:55:24 PM)

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if you just want to get a peace off ass your in the roung place this is a place were people can talk and may be find some thing new they have not tried


Damn ! Am I in the wrong place to get a piece of ass ??   Guess I took a wrong turn somewhere back there. Damn !




celticlord2112 -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 5:03:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

quote:

if you just want to get a peace off ass your in the roung place this is a place were people can talk and may be find some thing new they have not tried


Damn ! Am I in the wrong place to get a piece of ass ??   Guess I took a wrong turn somewhere back there. Damn !


Pieces of ass are off to the left, next to the lubricants....




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 5:04:41 PM)

Wow, so Celtic, how long ya been in that closet anyway? you know it so well :P




celticlord2112 -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 5:05:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Wow, so Celtic, how long ya been in that closet anyway? you know it so well :P

Closet?  Isn't this Subs R Us?




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 5:06:49 PM)

Congratulations, you win the "Whine of the Month" award!!

you can collect your prize at the door




Gwynvyd -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 5:09:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

To the OP:

Listen you snivelling worm, I want a pedicure, and I want it NOW.  So, get your sorry ass at my feet and get busy.  IF, and I do mean IF the pedicure is up to My standards, I might allow you to cum on My feet and lick it off.

What are you waiting for?


ETA.... Wait, I am not a stupid woman.  Move along.




I think I love you.... [sm=hearts.gif][sm=spanking.gif]

*snickers*

this whole thread.. mind you I have only read bits is like a [sm=jerry.gif]
moment.

I wonder if the stupid ones did wander in here... Damn I should go look. *snickers*

Gwyn




Gwynvyd -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 5:18:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

His profile explains a lot, especially this part:  "I am looking for some sort of a fun relationship. I know that that's important because my last relationship ended because nether one of us were actually in need of a relationship."
 
How about this as a good reason to meet him? "I am up for some gross stuff if you are."
 
Better still is his wonderful grasp of what we are all about: "I am not a fan of pain but I can take some because I realize it comes with the type of relationship people find here."
 
I'm sure he will have the D's lining up to get at him. *rolls eyes*



I didnt click on the profile.. because my retinas can handle only so much ya know... but by the sounds of it.. either it was written by a very simple person... (low IQ) if an adult... or by some teenage kid trying to hook up with a MILF.

*sighs* either way not very attractive.

Gwyn




JoePNY707 -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 5:24:59 PM)

I know what you mean, Gwyn. I was hoping for an interesting debate or discussion with this guy, but it looks like he was scared away by some of our comments.

PS--love the sig line!

Joe




purepleasure -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 5:27:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

I think I love you.... [sm=hearts.gif][sm=spanking.gif]



I love you too  [sm=cute.gif][sm=hyper.gif]






soul2share -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 5:30:10 PM)

DAMN!  That's two days in a row after reading a post that I'm actually speechless!  All I could come up with is this......

[sm=pushed.gif]

And this......even tho someone already beat me to it.....late again, as usual!

[sm=dontfeedtrolls.gif]

As for the stupid part...tll ya what....do the words "glass houses" mean anything?




LadyRainfire -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 5:34:02 PM)

[sm=chug.gif]  [sm=givemebeer.gif]   [sm=popcorn.gif]

Ahhhh, the joys of P&RS, and trolls/idiots who post such, interesting and entertaining whines, errrrr, threads. Me thinks someone has a bee in his bonnet. Or is that the problem? No one will make him wear one and he's lonely?

Signed,

A happily content woman with a brain who's not afraid to use it....




Gwynvyd -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 5:34:53 PM)

Never go into battle unarmed as they say... He at least took that to heart. LOL

I guess he didnt expect the Spanish Inquisition. No body expects the Spanish Inquistion!

Thanks! I over heard it... and I had to use it here.

Gwyn




hejira92 -> RE: Stupid Women (6/5/2008 6:21:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

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ORIGINAL: maddog4056

I am a man who looks at the postings on collarme.com around once every two weeks. I've noticed that it's the same women on here every time. Very few change there profile, yes some have journals but who cares. My point is these stupid women, who don't give me a chance, are on this site all the time - every day- and they are not meeting anybody! Whilethere are plenty of frustrated men out there (including me) who can do everything right and it's not good enough.

Women, your doing it to yourselfs. You won't meet anybody because of one dumb reason or another.


Lighten up Francis.


oooooo.. *swoons at Cuffkinks and his movie quotes... and whimpers...



[sm=popcorn.gif] (still here, just eating popcorn and enjoying the show...)




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