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RE: Emoticons you'd like to see - 6/12/2008 2:50:25 PM

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didnt have to get his hand up thete.. but he DID have to SQUEEZE.. and he didnt always get the right part.. imagine squeezingthe BUTT... lotsa chicken poop, in his face..

(and youre welcome, so glad I could share that visual :) )

You want a visual? I'm behind the old girl in the squeeze chute, wearing my sewer boots and army surplus shirt (you know, the kind with pleated pockets and all?). Left arm is up way past the elbow in her poop shoot, manipulating the semen straw through the gut wall. I feel her gut contract like a wave up my arm, and I already know I'm doomed. It's spring, the feed is hot, the bowels are loose, and I'm gonna get it.

So this viscous green liquid shoots out past my left arm, rolls up toward my shoulder, loses momentum, and drops down my chest. Into the pleated pocket (Wondered why I mentioned that didn't ya?). It expands out like a squeeze box and overflows, giving me one green, squishy, gross boob. And heads down to the open top of the sewer boots.

And my old man was standing off to the side, doubled over in laughter. Can't say as I blame him.

So how about a bullsh*t emoticon?

** eta this is an actual cow I'm inseminating. You guys are sick... **

LMAO!! OMG>... ROTFL!! I can SO see this!! LMAO!

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RE: Emoticons you'd like to see - 6/12/2008 3:09:32 PM

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[snip] ... lotsa chicken poop, in his face..
(and youre welcome, so glad I could share that visual :) )

You want a visual? [snip] ... It expands out like a squeeze box and overflows, giving me one green, squishy, gross boob. And heads down to the open top of the sewer boots.
So how about a bullsh*t emoticon?

OK... I second the bulshit emoticon and suggest a "I spilled my egg salad while reading" emoticon as well.
ROFLMA

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RE: Emoticons you'd like to see - 6/13/2008 5:45:07 PM

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i have one... instead of (or maybe in addition to) the three way emoticon, how about a smiley on a swing? For all the swingers, yanno? (i like swings, but don't consider myself a swinger...) Just thought i'd put this one out there.

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RE: Emoticons you'd like to see - 10/26/2008 12:40:11 AM

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Ok I "rescued" this thread from way back.

How do you suggest to the mods new emotes? I have a few good ones. Just need them to upload it.
The no images rule is irritating.

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RE: Emoticons you'd like to see - 10/26/2008 1:00:54 AM

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I'd like to see a emoticon wearing a dunce cap, and one holding out a try with cheese (and possibly wine glasses). Maybe one standing in the corner. In honor of chia, that one might be coloring on the walls...

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RE: Emoticons you'd like to see - 10/26/2008 2:57:10 AM

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How about a lil fellow playing air guitar a la Bill & Ted?

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RE: Emoticons you'd like to see - 10/26/2008 3:34:03 AM

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I would like to be able to use my onion head emotes...

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RE: Emoticons you'd like to see - 5/7/2009 4:23:24 PM

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*resuscitates an aging thread * to suggest...*

How about a kitty/puppy paw print or a horseshoe? And one like that one where she's fainting (all dramatical... hand to forhead and down she goes, lol) on the other side? Or possibly one of the ones at the school desk with the legs swinging? Would be cute.

* (Yanno, since certain people have been talking about emotes in certain other threads lately... hoping the CM powers that be won't mind, too)

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