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Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 5:43:23 AM

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It has been brought to my attention that there have been several unfortunate disagreements around here as late: the domme who took money from a prospective sub and then never showed up, the sub who did the same thing to a dom, doms who punish their subs for silly reasons,...I could go on and on.

Being the giver that I am, I shall now be presiding over Chrissy's Court. If you have a disagreement, a question, a problem, bring it to me, and I will fix it for you.

My rulings are final, however, and once you submit to the court, you also submit to my rulings...(*eg*)

This is small claims, so, you must represent yourself, although you may call forth witnesses, if you need to.

Oh! and no fair suing me. (I'd just win anyway, yanno...)

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 5:51:18 AM

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Judge Chrissy,

A certain someone who shall remain nameless (Potty) continues to claim *snort* that she is a virgin *giggle*.

We all know that this is total cow-plop and she is falsely representing herself.

What...if anything...can be done to stop her obvious lies?

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:05:40 AM

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Ms. Holly (and how did I know you were gonna be one of my first cases, hmmm?...) I am afraid that what you are bringing to me is heresay, therefore, I cannot rule on this.

As an aside, why not buy a strap-on, and visit the hottie? Show her what she's been missing all these years...

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:07:07 AM

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Thank you, Judge Chrissy

<---trots off to buy a strap-on

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:07:18 AM

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Judge Chrissy,

I would also appeal to your sense of justice and fair play. There are 2 posters (the slut and the noisy one) that pick on me and call me names. (I am NOT a heifer, TYVM!)

Can I get a gag order on them?

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:09:37 AM

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Yes you may. Ball or duct. Your choice.

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:09:52 AM

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I object!!

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:10:52 AM

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Don't you mean "mmmnn uhn mmnn"?

Ok. On what grounds?

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:11:23 AM

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*suddenly has scenes from 'My Cousin Vinny' running through my head*

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:12:24 AM

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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Ok. On what grounds?

coffee

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:15:40 AM

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Thank you, Judge Chrissy

<---trots off to buy a strap-on

Owww!! ow! owww!! Noooo! Not there!!!!!! Nooooo! Owww! ow, ow!!!!

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:17:58 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Thank you, Judge Chrissy

<---trots off to buy a strap-on

Owww!! ow! owww!! Noooo! Not there!!!!!! Nooooo! Owww! ow, ow!!!!

*soup nazi voice*

No lube for you!!!

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:18:49 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

Ok. On what grounds?

Overruled. (I hate coffee)
Next!

coffee

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:25:20 AM

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And here I was thinking a pair of dirty socks for each of them......

But thank you, Judge Chrissy, I knew you'd be fair!

(Now see there, yappy one? Ya gotta shut up, the judge says so!)

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:26:44 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

And here I was thinking a pair of dirty socks for each of them......

But thank you, Judge Chrissy, I knew you'd be fair!

(Now see there, yappy one? Ya gotta shut up, the judge says so!)

(yappy one? You make me sound like a poodle)

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BOOT WHORE
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GIVES GOOD HEART (Lushy)

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:32:21 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

And here I was thinking a pair of dirty socks for each of them......

But thank you, Judge Chrissy, I knew you'd be fair!

(Now see there, yappy one? Ya gotta shut up, the judge says so!)

My litigation teacher said that in a truly fair compromise, everyone walks away a little bit unhappy.

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:56:02 AM

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quote:

My litigation teacher said that in a truly fair compromise, everyone walks away a little bit unhappy.

By that standard, wouldn't the epitome of justice be holly and potty handcuffed together?

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 6:58:35 AM

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Celticlord.....................

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 7:01:28 AM

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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112
By that standard, wouldn't the epitome of justice be holly and potty handcuffed together?

Or sharing a double penis gag

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RE: Chrissy's Court - 6/11/2008 7:05:48 AM

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I'll take that as a "yes".....

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