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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 10/30/2008 5:18:22 PM

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I'll adopt all the nuns, happily.

*blank look*
.... WOW ...
even the old as dirt, really wrinkly, extra cranky ones cjan???
*remembers Sister Mary Mable from school*
.....ewwwwwwwwww .... very scary

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 10/30/2008 5:20:01 PM

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You know, I don't think they adopted anyone.

Actually, I was, and I think I was the only one. I was adopted back on post 83, then the adoption was re-verified on post 179 when CJ slapped a "sold" tag on my nipple.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 10/30/2008 5:28:45 PM

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ORIGINAL: osocurious

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ORIGINAL: cjan

I'll adopt all the nuns, happily.

*blank look*
.... WOW ...
even the old as dirt, really wrinkly, extra cranky ones cjan???
*remembers Sister Mary Mable from school*
.....ewwwwwwwwww .... very scary

Yes, yes, even them ! It's the habit, I tellya ! The ultimate forbidden fruit, The cuckolding Jesus thang...gawd, it's a complex kink.

*sobs*

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 10/31/2008 6:57:30 PM

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ORIGINAL: VirginPotty

Good morning,
Thank you for reading my request to be adopted!

I can offer you much in the form of entertainment
I'm very hygenic
I can take a beating
A cup of your favorite morning beverage awaits you as you open those beautiful eyes
I will read to you as you relax
As you listen to your favorite relaxing music
I will keep your home smelling sweet/fresh
The hard limits will cease to exist w/my trust & love in you
I will show enthusiasm w/each task
I will wash your clothes each & everyday getting rid of all skidmarks

I eat very little and will maintain a figure to your liking
I will make sure you are always drained & satisfied

Thank you for your time & I long for the day when I can say..................................

Respectfully submitted

One of the finest slave petitions I have seen in a while. I’d adopt you anytime baby.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 9:18:50 AM

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You know, I don't think they adopted anyone. They were all like Daddy Warbucks and acting like "front of the line, Ima adopt you" but then they started competing for nuns and shit.

So.

Are they THAT picky????
Verrrrrrrry interesting!

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 9:20:28 AM

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Woohoo! Happy Dance!

RS & Sci are both interested, but, uh, Mr. RS, uh, Sir, you like snakes.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 9:23:54 AM

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ORIGINAL: osocurious

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I'll adopt all the nuns, happily.

*blank look*

Even Miss Virgin????? sorry couldnt resist.
.... WOW ...
even the old as dirt, really wrinkly, extra cranky ones cjan???
*remembers Sister Mary Mable from school*
.....ewwwwwwwwww .... very scary

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 9:25:09 AM

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im up for adoption too...... puppy dog eyes.....

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 9:45:35 AM

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looks at cali's nipples. Come closer so I can read the fine print.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 9:57:08 AM

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looks at cali's nipples. Come closer so I can read the fine print.

I sent you my bewbie pics? Gawd, I need more caffeine. Now I have to go and check.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 10:30:44 AM

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im up for adoption too...... puppy dog eyes.....

I'll adopt you as well but you will need to share a bathroom with VP

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 10:33:04 AM

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i thought we agreed that you can go outside, so why cant i have yours?

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 10:35:01 AM

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Cause I need someplace to read every once in awhile lol. And with you two lovely ladies in the house I will be to distracted otherwise.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 10:38:09 AM

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and Your point is

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 10:45:10 AM

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ps VP would have a stroke. im afraid shed be terrified to think there maybe run-on mascara or something like that. and i would need daily migraine shots as well, for not wanting to be sofreaking politically correct grammer wise.

~hmmmm~
in that case.... GAME ON

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 10:45:21 AM

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hmmmm true.....fine we can all share bth but I am not going outside in the winter so you guys will just have to deal lol.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 10:47:09 AM

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im up for adoption too...... puppy dog eyes.....

I'll adopt you as well but you will need to share a bathroom with VP

Share? A bathroom????

RS, I'm all yours!!

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 10:47:58 AM

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grabs said books and tossing them into the damn ocean, GO LIVE please if not for yourself than me!!!!!

then come back and at least lie to me.

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 10:49:16 AM

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Grammar has political correctness? Who knew?

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RE: -=Adopt a Submissive=- - 11/4/2008 10:50:05 AM

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lmao you have no idea how nice it is to actually get some time to read hun...this is like heaven to me right now and since vp decided that she cant share that bathrooms all yours lmao

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