cjan -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 5:54:08 PM)
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ORIGINAL: cjan Over, over, over, dagnabit ! Under is a hard limit. I'm gonna go to your house, short sheet your bed, put champagne in your toothpaste and change yer terletpaper from over to under! [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/banana.gif[/image] Forewarned is forearmed as the saying goes, LushySlut. Accordingly, you will be confined to the outdoors patio area ( not the screened in part).. Please don't relieve yourself in the garden, it makes a mess. And, if you did, you would have to wipe yourself with the hem of your skirt because pulling leaves off the Hibiscus is verboten ! Your meals will be served to you in the appropriate containers in said area. Oh, wait, no food or beverages for you means no waste products...hmmmm. Always remember, dear... you fuck with the bull, you get the horns,. M'kay ?
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