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Toilet Paper - Under or Over?


Under
  20% (13)
Over
  79% (51)


Total Votes : 64
(last vote on : 8/29/2008 4:00:43 PM)
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MySweetSubmssive -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 5:35:14 PM)

It just doesn't come off the roll right if it's under.  (shaking head emphatically)

Mss




soul2share -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 5:49:34 PM)

Over...I don't turn lights on when I get up, and finding the end when it's under in the dark is a total pain in the ass...no pun intended.  You roll and roll and roll, the end just keeps rolling by!

As for you cat owners....be glad your cat doesn't know KB....not only does he know what to do with the TP whether it's under OR over, but he's taught the other two how to make snow too!

(Today's useless trivia....a single 1000 sheet roll of scott tissue will make a 4' snow drift in a 6x9 bathroom!)




cjan -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 5:54:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Over, over, over, dagnabit ! Under is a hard limit.


I'm gonna go to your house, short sheet your bed, put champagne in your toothpaste and change yer terletpaper from over to under!  [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/banana.gif[/image]


Forewarned is forearmed as the saying goes, LushySlut. Accordingly, you will be confined to the outdoors patio area ( not the screened in part)..  Please don't relieve yourself in the garden, it makes a mess. And, if you did, you would have to wipe yourself with the hem of your skirt because pulling leaves off the Hibiscus is verboten !

Your meals will be served to you in the appropriate containers in said area. Oh, wait, no food or beverages for you means no waste products...hmmmm.

Always remember, dear... you fuck with the bull, you get the horns,. M'kay ?




GreedyTop -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 6:04:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: soul2share

Over...I don't turn lights on when I get up, and finding the end when it's under in the dark is a total pain in the ass...no pun intended.  You roll and roll and roll, the end just keeps rolling by!

As for you cat owners....be glad your cat doesn't know KB....not only does he know what to do with the TP whether it's under OR over, but he's taught the other two how to make snow too!

(Today's useless trivia....a single 1000 sheet roll of scott tissue will make a 4' snow drift in a 6x9 bathroom!)


well hell...n/m.. was trying to post the LINK, not the pic




soul2share -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 6:05:19 PM)

GT......

BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!

And that's about what KB looks like....just laying there looking at the mess!




windchymes -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 6:07:43 PM)

LOL....look how big his paws still are, like his claws haven't quite retracted back in yet.  Like he can't wait to get back in there and start shredding again! [:D]




soul2share -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 6:08:45 PM)

Greedy,
That site is hysterical!!!!  I bookmarked it for further perusal......I loved the "man, the dog looks mad" pic!




MissMagnolia -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 6:10:55 PM)

Over, in accordance with the prophecy.




GreedyTop -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 6:14:42 PM)

glad y'all liked it.. but took it out before I get modspanked..LOL




Daddysredhead -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 6:19:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

Over, in accordance with the prophecy.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Double M...  you're my kinda woman!  [;)]




suzybeth -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 6:32:38 PM)

Under definitely, it breaks to easily when it's over.




fluffypet61 -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 6:54:03 PM)

over unless there are small children who like to pat it and watch it spin out all over the floor. 




lilsubl -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 6:56:55 PM)

my mother insisted that it had to be under so we would use less...therefore, over is the only way i'll have it now......

hmmmm...do i need more therapy?




suzybeth -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 7:01:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

my mother insisted that it had to be under so we would use less...therefore, over is the only way i'll have it now......

hmmmm...do i need more therapy?


LOL my mother insisted on it too, funny how we carry those weird things with us to adulthood. If your mother was anything like mine, then yes more therapy!




SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 7:04:58 PM)

http://ihasahotdog.com/page/8/

bout half way down the page is a pic i happened to see yesterday-damn it took forever to find it again-lol

i love that site too




LadyRainfire -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 7:06:39 PM)

[>:]  OMG, I still can remember the thing my mother lived with having a screaming fit, throwing things and being in a spitting rage if we used more than 4 squares of TP.... Traumatic, very traumatic. And people wonder why I don't talk about my childhood. 




lilsubl -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 7:07:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: suzybeth

quote:

ORIGINAL: lilsubl

my mother insisted that it had to be under so we would use less...therefore, over is the only way i'll have it now......

hmmmm...do i need more therapy?


LOL my mother insisted on it too, funny how we carry those weird things with us to adulthood. If your mother was anything like mine, then yes more therapy!


my sister & i like to say she was, uh..."difficult"...not sure there's enough therapy to be had!!




LookingForUinPDX -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 7:07:11 PM)

Do what i do and use a washlette; which is like a bidet.  Water is the universal solvent and for a hairy rear end, it is soo much easier.  The Toto model i have has a built in blow dryer.




GreedyTop -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 7:10:41 PM)

omg, Seeks.. that was great! 




fluffypet61 -> RE: Toilet Paper - Under or Over? (6/14/2008 7:13:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookingForUinPDX

Do what i do and use a washlette; which is like a bidet.  Water is the universal solvent and for a hairy rear end, it is soo much easier.  The Toto model i have has a built in blow dryer.


So... what do you blot your lipstick with? Hmmm




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