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dom_dotcom -> Candy, little girl? (6/16/2008 3:45:38 PM)
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An 8 year old girl was walking down a sidewalk in her neighborhood when a man driving a new pickup truck slowed down and pulled alongside her.
The man rolled down the passenger side window and asked, 'Want to go for a ride?' The little girl glanced at the man and then continued on her way.
The man then drove around the block and again pulled alongside the little girl.
Through the passenger side window the man asked, 'Are you sure you don't want a ride..? ..
You look like you might be getting tired of walking..'
The little girl scowled at the man and kept walking.
The man again drove off, only to pull alongside the little girl again about 15 minutes later. The man rolled the passenger side window down again and asked, 'Why don't you jump in...?
I just went to the store and bought some candy..'
The little girl stopped, and with a look of complete disgust on her face, shouted, 'Look, dad, YOU'RE the one who bought a Gosheddarned FORD - YOU ride in it!!!'
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