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cjan -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 1:01:21 PM)
Twilightwomen is not bad. It's porn made for women by women ,but, you won't see nary a cock there. http://www.collarchat.com/m_1942716/tm.htm

kittinSol -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 1:04:41 PM)
I just put the finger (fnar, fnar) on why porn doesn't do it for me: it lacks joy. There's something slightly sinister about it.

Lynnxz -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 1:09:15 PM)
Facials. Nuff said.

cjan -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 1:10:37 PM)
Damn, wrong link, and can't edit for some reason. Try this. http://www.twilightwomen.com/

kittinSol -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 1:10:57 PM)
Gag [X(] .

kittinSol -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 1:12:53 PM)
That looked promising. Shame there weren't any 'freebies' [8D] .

cjan -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 1:21:16 PM)
I've downloaded some stuff from twilight women but, even divided into parts, the files are too big (60Mb or so) for file transfer on most e-mail accounts.

GimpinDenial -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 1:30:09 PM)
when it shows scenes on the cover.........then ya buy the damn thing for fifty bucks ..........pop it in..and what do ya know? one scene is in the movie, but the best scenes aren't

hejira92 -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 1:36:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch quote: ORIGINAL: subtee "Uh huh, uh huh...oh yeah...uh huh...sssssss (tongue flick)...oh yeah baby....fuck me with that hard cock(tongue flick)...oh yeah...uh huh-uh huh-uh-huh...oh yeah...sssssssssss," etc., etc., etc. That's an orgasm? Pffft. I cannot watch vanilla porn at all. It's ridiculous to me. I love sexandsubmission.com.. I really only watch the movies made by Mark Davis.. HolyFuckingMotherofG-d! It's the eyes.. the way he looks at the women he is torturing.. Many of the men on that site only rely on the hitachi to get the women off. Mark uses his whole body...When he is fucking a helpless woman with three fingers, hanging by her wrists, suspended off the ground, and I mean finger fucking her so hard it looks like he is punching her cunt , then at the same time he begins to suck and chew on her swollen little clit...You see her face contort and she just BEGS to cum...He refuses and makes her count to 10 or 20.. Man, when that chick gets to 20 and she starts squirting everywhere... YEAH BABY! THAT'S A FUCKING ORGASM!!! Oh yeah. Gotta agree with BSB on this one! (I just know- she's soooo surprised!). Also, the way Mark almost kisses the girl- teases, comes close, then pulls back and then shoves his cock back down her throat. Sigh. Nice. There's still a lot of fake, for the camera, stuff at sexandsubmission, but at least the orgasms are real. The other thing about porn that bothers the hell out of me is cunnilingus. For god's sake people! Keeping your mouth 5 inches away from her pussy and using the tip of your tongue directly on her clit , WILL NOT DO IT. Yeah, Casanova, spread those lips wide and attack the clit with no foreplay. When I was still dating vanilla, I made the mistake of trying out a younger man. Turns out, he learned all about sex from porn. He didn't realize you use your WHOLE MOUTH during oral sex. Too bad, it doesn't work for the camera angle. I feel bad for the generation who sees porn and thinks that's sex before exploring with a real person.

GimpinDenial -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 1:50:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hejira92 I feel bad for the generation who sees porn and thinks that's sex before exploring with a real person. <nods head> I completely agree with that point.

JoePNY707 -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 2:11:01 PM)
Great question, abcbsex--you hit exactly on one of my pet peeves with erotica and porn in general. From stupid little things like the 'traditional' cum shot--which I believe originated because in the early days of porn, people had to be convinced that the sex was real--but is now sooo passe, and yet it keeps coming. (pun intended--couldn't resist) Movies with NO PLOT! I love pretty looking women, but just screwing over and over is NOT erotic! How about a little story...and--dare I say it--a little imagination! A little kink? (OK--a LOT of kink) LOL Finally--and this is the most annoying of all to me--when the actors and actresses look into the camera, and have a completely BORED look on their faces! PS--speaking of expressions on their faces--and being done RIGHT for a change--thanks for the great link, Bossy!

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 2:21:54 PM)
Thank You BSB, but, if i was to keep stopping like she did, i would be slapped and then face f**ked and gagged so bad. LOL i hate that all the pussies look like they are all cut from the same mold, they all look made up. When i first saw mine, i was like "Hey, i have an ugly pussy, not at all like the tv girls", i felt bad. Used too, LOL.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 2:25:27 PM)
OK, i am watching the whole thing, it is HAWT. Loved when he put his hands around her throat and smacked her tits. lol [sm=mop.gif]

SteelofUtah -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 2:42:30 PM)
Porn Pet Peves from a Masturbaters Standpoint. Plot ..... not needed cause you can't hear what they are saying in fast forward anyway. Why movies aren't recorded in fast forward so I can save my VCR from having to do the work. Why the Blow Job scenes are so long Okay all kidding aside I have lots of different sexual interest markers so what makes a good Porn for me is the enteraction. One of my Biggest Pet Peeves when it comes to porn is when they Over dub the scene with fake moaning and groaning that doesn't sink up and eventually you KNOW it's fake. Just ruins it you know. Steel

spinninsweetness -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 2:46:03 PM)
Hot hot hot link there.... thankyou! Me personally, I hate the dialog in porn, stop saying stupid words and just do the nasty. Also personally I'm not so keen on how the bigger girls in porn are classed... a film or pics labled BBW or whatever term could be someone a little large or built like a oil-rig. Size 12 aint BBW! Wonders off muttering

abcbsex -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 4:35:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72 Thank You BSB, but, if i was to keep stopping like she did, i would be slapped and then face f**ked and gagged so bad. LOL i hate that all the pussies look like they are all cut from the same mold, they all look made up. When i first saw mine, i was like "Hey, i have an ugly pussy, not at all like the tv girls", i felt bad. Used too, LOL. Alpha and I have decided that those girls, especially the ones who do still shots, have BCP.. beef-curtain personnel. People dedicated to tucking things in, prettying it all up. I wouldn't be surprised if "pussy-tucks" were an industry secret.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 5:03:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: christine1 i find most vanilla porn very boring, so yes it annoys me. the perfect make up through hours of sex, the fake noises...but what really gets me is when the girl continually looks at the camera....makes me want to poke her eyes out. Vanilla porn only makes sense if watched backwards.

Level -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 5:25:30 PM)
*What is this...... "porn"...* that you all speak of? [8\|]**

Cuffkinks -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 5:26:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BossyShoeBitch quote: ORIGINAL: subtee HAIL yes Here you go...My favorite part is the pained expression on her pretty face as his huge cock slides into her little asshole... http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=55aabe4b21394573733d Opening line..."Ohhhh...You fucking filthy teenager." While he's pulling her hair to one side for the camera. I was laughing so hard I couldn't watch the rest.

petdave -> RE: Porn Pet Peeves (6/17/2008 5:55:09 PM)
i really dislike the attempts at "plot" i've seen. The dialogue is always painfully stilted, the voices and expressions exaggerated, and the plot so implausible and unnecessary that it's nothing but a distraction. i know i'm watching porn. You don't need to make me think i'm watching Shakespeare. However, my biggest pet peeve by far is the "Domme Monologue" that's so prevalent in F/m stuff... blah blah blah fucker blah blah blah aren't you? blah blah blah beg blah blah more gratuitous profanity blah blah... [sm=argue.gif] Less talky! More fuck-that-boy-up-y!

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