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lusciouslips19 -> RE: CJan and the Girls (6/30/2008 10:58:44 PM)
I cant wait! We are going to have Fun, fun, fun![sm=banana.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: CJan and the Girls (6/30/2008 11:14:29 PM)
happy dances[sm=alien.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=pole.gif][sm=ubanana.gif]

KMsAngel -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 3:03:55 AM)
i feel so "other side of the world". are you taking videos? for educational purposes of course! [:o]

CalifChick -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 6:41:48 AM)
We're hoping RS will fall asleep first and then we'll take pictures of him in compromising positions. pervs RS's profile Ahhh crap, I don't think that's humanly possible. Oh well, perhaps we'll recolor his hair with black magic marker while he's ~~passed out~~ sleeping and take pics of that. Cali

KMsAngel -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 6:57:44 AM)
oh no! silver hair is so much sexier! maybe do comprimising things with cjan? or his toys? hm. don't think that'll be an issue either. he seems to take the mickey out of himself too much.... i'll have to put my thinking cap on. maybe something involving fish... or large whitegoods nodnod

lusciouslips19 -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 7:15:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick We're hoping RS will fall asleep first and then we'll take pictures of him in compromising positions. pervs RS's profile Ahhh crap, I don't think that's humanly possible. Oh well, perhaps we'll recolor his hair with black magic marker while he's passed out sleeping and take pics of that. Cali We can dye his hair with jello!!!

sirsholly -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 7:17:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick We're hoping RS will fall asleep first and then we'll take pictures of him in compromising positions. pervs RS's profile Ahhh crap, I don't think that's humanly possible. Oh well, perhaps we'll recolor his hair with black magic marker while he's passed out sleeping and take pics of that. Cali We can dye his hair with jello!!! Lime..

cjan -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 7:24:37 AM)
quote: maybe do comprimising things with cjan? or his toys? hm. don't think that'll be an issue either. he seems to take the mickey out of himself too much.... Um...translation, please ? Although the Magic Kingdom is not too far away, I've never taken the Mickey ! Never ! Although one druken, debauched weekend, Goofy, Minnie and I did fool around a li'l...

KMsAngel -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 7:30:18 AM)
lol, sorry. loosely translated means doesn't take yourself too seriously tmi about the cartoons, thanks

LadyHibiscus -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 8:04:05 AM)
With six women in teh house, some of them actually submissive, I think RS can come up with his own compromising positions...

Sundowner -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 9:25:34 AM)
I think you're going to have wonderful fun. Bear in mind cj's going to have his hands full organising this so maybe some useful tips for onboard behaviour. He'll be immensely proud of his "crew" and so it's a real compliment to him to look your best - elegant high heeled shoes, stylish clothing (and don't hide it underneath ugly lifejackets). Assuming you go out for a sail, remember he'll have his hands full so try to keep together in the centre of the cockpit out of his way - a good safe place is in a group in front of the wheel. If it's too crowded in the cockpit (I don't know the boat length) you could go onto the coachroof - you'll be nicely out of the way and the boom is a handy comfortable place to lean and keep steady. Sailing is all about fun and cj'll probably tell you some rattling good yarns. Naval tradition has it that you give advance warning of jokes, so if he calls out "watch for the jibe" listen carefully for the humourous jape. And of course if you have a funny story call out "jibe coming" beforehand. One of the standard problems skippers face is keeping the various taps from jamming; if you look in the various cupboards, under the sink and in the loo, you'll find several little taps. Turning these on, or off, keeps them from sticking and is the kind of quiet little favour much appreciated by skippers who have endless maintenance tasks to do. Boats like cj's are special enough that you're unlikely to be seasick. But if you do feel a bit "uncertain" in the stomach, a good cure is to face into the wind and let the breeze run through your hair to freshen you up; so two golden rules - face into the wind and stay near the side as well just in case you "erupt". One funny thing about sailing is the special language! All the ropes have different names. You can please him by NOT referring to the rope you're holding as "the rope". The ropes used to tie the boat up are halyards ("haul it into the mooring with the halyard"). The ropes (or often wires) for holding up the mast are sheets ("soft sheets support" the mast) and the ropes for controlling the sails are the warps ("winding in the sails with the warp"). So it'll help for example when you're ready to depart for you to say "Shall I release the halyard now?" instead of the pathetic amateur "Shall I let go of the rope?". The ropes used for binding submissive crew are called ropes btw. I envy you all - do have fun [sm=smile.gif]

GreedyTop -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 9:44:22 AM)
and no solids in the head (at least, thats what I was always taught...lol)

ResidentSadist -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 12:02:32 PM)
/peeks in to see what’s up lately. quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick I have a tatt that I've been wanting to have redone. Perhaps RS can lick it off for me first, then I can start fresh. Cali Lick My Decals Off, Baby! That is my fav Captain Beefheart song. quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus I have no fear!! And gentlemen are weclome everywhere, RS! Did I SAY that my plans for you involved Bad Things? As I read this thread, I think you will have to stand in line to do bad things to me… um… especially if I fall asleep! quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick We're hoping RS will fall asleep first and then we'll take pictures of him in compromising positions. pervs RS's profile Ahhh crap, I don't think that's humanly possible. Oh well, perhaps we'll recolor his hair with black magic marker while he's passed out sleeping and take pics of that. Cali -=SLAVE RULE #11=- “Never ever even consider teasing a sadist!” –slave victoria Rule #11 is from her 10 commandments that incorporated a set of philosophies in the form of slave rules. After having been in a relationship with me for some time, she felt adding rule# 11 was a very important addition. quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel oh no! silver hair is so much sexier! maybe do comprimising things with cjan? or his toys? hm. don't think that'll be an issue either. he seems to take the mickey out of himself too much.... i'll have to put my thinking cap on. maybe something involving fish... or large whitegoods nodnod Oh noes... not the fish! quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 We can dye his hair with jello!!! I was just gonna’ bring one bag with some nice fluffy floggers, some rope, gags maybe. But now you got me looking for the surgical stapler, sutures, needles, knives and my veterinary elastrator that works great on nipples! quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly Lime.. Look what happens while I am away from this thread a few days. I see plots… many plots. So it is true, after all these years, all those guest appearances on Jerry Springer and all those restraining orders, it turns out “they” really are out to get us! Cjan… bro… I have been accused of collecting dangerous pets (hence the habit of chaining them up at night) but I think I’m gonna bring my cage so I can sleep inside it for my own protection… LOL quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus With six women in teh house, some of them actually submissive, I think RS can come up with his own compromising positions... Are you referring to the submisives with the camera and compromising positions, the hair dye, the fish, the jello or that lime suggestion? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I look forward to meeting all you guys. I think we will have a blast. And about the hair dye, I know there ain’t much pepper left in my salt & pepper hair but jello?

purepleasure -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 1:23:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist But now you got me looking for the surgical stapler, sutures, needles, knives and my veterinary elastrator that works great on nipples! Ok, now I am jealous.... y'all are going to have SOOOOOOOO much fun! Thinking about how to get a turn with the elastrator some day

CalifChick -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 2:41:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist but I think I’m gonna bring my cage so I can sleep inside it for my own protection… LOL [sm=agree.gif]

cjan -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 7:05:52 PM)
SunDude, that was cruel...hilarious, but cruel. ( Especially the helpful advice about repositionin taps ) [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/tantrum.gif[/image] Btw, I, sadly, am currently boatless. We will be going out on a friend's boat. I suggest bringing the high heels in a ditty bag for wearing in the prone position, legs up and waving. ( Not you, RS, boat shoes will be fine, dude. )

LadyHibiscus -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 7:13:22 PM)
I shall wave to you from the shore, sensibly shod~ [:)]

ResidentSadist -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 8:45:31 PM)
SD & Cjan, thank you for the eloquent seamanship and fashion advice. [sm=onphone.gif]Hello… hello…. Hi, Mulder… wait… don’t hang up. Damn.

WyldHrt -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/1/2008 9:53:02 PM)
I've PMed CJ with a suggestion for the party. No fun if Cali actually knows about it...

cjan -> RE: CJan and the Girls (7/2/2008 7:19:39 AM)
You have a point, WyldHrt. Umm, actually a coupla fine points there...what were we talking about ?

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