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heartcream -> Things you forgot you knew. (6/20/2008 12:01:19 AM)
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The
liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood
plasma.
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No
piece of paper can be folded in half
more
than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait..
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Donkeys
kill more people annually
Than
plane crashes or shark attacks.
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You
burn more calories sleeping
than
you do watching television.
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Oak
trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of
age or older.
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The
first product to have a bar code
was
Wrigley's gum.
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The
King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT
A MOUSTACHE
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American
Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from
each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that
rotates clockwise.
(Since
Venus is normally associated with women,what does this tell
you!)
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Apples,
not caffeine,
are
more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
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Most
dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD
SKIN!
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The
first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first '
Marlboro Man.'
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Walt
Disney was afraid
OF
MICE!
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PEARLS MELT IN
VINEGAR!
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The
three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca
Cola, and Budweiser, in that
order.
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It is possible to lead a cow
upstairs...
but,
not down stairs.
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A
duck's quack doesn't echo,
and
no one knows why.
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Dentists
have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a
toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep
my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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Richard
Millhouse Nixon
was the first U.S.
president whose name contains all
the letters from the word 'criminal.'
(who
thinks up this stuff???)
The
second?
William Jefferson
Clinton
(Please
don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)
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And
the best for last....
Turtles can
breathe through their butts.
(I know
some people like that, don't YOU?)
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