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AquarianMale53 -> Exercising is very important. (6/20/2008 12:30:12 PM)

It has been known for many years that Sex is good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the Caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research having been conducted in Locker Rooms and homes of both men and women it is possible to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent................................12 Calories
Without her consent...........................2187 Calories
  OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.....................................8 Calories
With one hand......................................12 Calories
With your teeth...................................485 Calories
  PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................4315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.....................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot....................4092 Calories
  POSITIONS:
Missionary.......................................12 Calories
69 lying down....................................78 Calories
69 standing up..................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow.....................................216 Calories
Doggy Style.....................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories
Around the world...............................6969 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real..............................................112 Calories
Fake.............................................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got up immediately...........816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years.........................................36 Calories
30-39 years.........................................80 Calories
40-49 years........................................124 Calories
50-59 years.......................................1972 Calories
60-69 years.......................................7916 Calories
70 and over...........................Results are still pending
  DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.............................................32 Calories
In a Hurry.........................................98 Calories
With your neighbor knocking at the door......7218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.......16521 Calories
Don’t bother to count just start burning up those calories




HypnoticDan -> RE: Exercising is very important. (6/20/2008 12:42:08 PM)

taking the time to see if this joke has been posted before.... 3 calories.




Hanable -> RE: Exercising is very important. (6/25/2008 8:18:16 PM)

lol i love this one.

H >:)




SteelofUtah -> RE: Exercising is very important. (6/26/2008 8:48:01 AM)

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS AN ITALIAN CHANDELIERE???

I Must know because it was the only thing on the list I didn't know what was.

Steel




GreedyTop -> RE: Exercising is very important. (6/26/2008 8:50:59 AM)

*tacklesmooches Steel*




Saratov -> RE: Exercising is very important. (6/26/2008 10:31:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS AN ITALIAN CHANDELIERE???

I Must know because it was the only thing on the list I didn't know what was.

Steel


A fancy light fixture with lots of glass thingies hanging on it.  I hangs from the ceiling and can be good for swinging on or hanging the basket for basket sex.                                                                 Or so I've heard. [sm=dunno.gif]




SteelofUtah -> RE: Exercising is very important. (6/26/2008 11:07:39 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*tacklesmooches Steel*



Woah.

I was fine and the next thing I know I'm all Slobbery.

Thank god I don't get the tackle fucks after you confession to doing F2M Strapon Porn. I don't think I would enjoy that.

SMOOCHIES.... Love you too GT

Steel




sirsholly -> RE: Exercising is very important. (6/26/2008 11:21:56 AM)

you burn 1315 calories from faking an orgasm?????

Damn...i should be a HELL of alot thinner than i am.....

*DISCLAIMER*
Sir...if you are reading this...i am NOT typing on this thread..
my laptop was taken over by PissPot...
she is always trying to get me in trouble...
*nods*

EDITED TO ADD....this is Potty instead of holly (ooo Steel...[sm=tongue.gif])




SteelofUtah -> RE: Exercising is very important. (6/26/2008 11:33:53 AM)

To Hollys Sir Notice that there is no Tag to show that that message was Modified or Edited so you should know that she was in fact the author and is not blaming her mis-doings on PissPot

I say you Lynch her.

Steeh




sirsholly -> RE: Exercising is very important. (6/26/2008 12:14:34 PM)

whatcha talking about, Steel?




SteelofUtah -> RE: Exercising is very important. (6/26/2008 1:15:49 PM)

Yeah cause that is more believable.

**Shaking Head**

I'm Amazed that parttimehottie hasn't shown up to blow this cover already.

Steel




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