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I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 6:20:43 AM   
yuyu777


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Now it catches me and bites me on the ass. I should remember this.
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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 6:27:57 AM   
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Now it catches me and bites me on the ass. I should remember this.



i always remember a good bite on the ass.....


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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 6:51:36 AM   
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I meditate by imagining a wide, sprawling cornfield in all directions...

Then I see two cows making out and ask myself,

"Why are Potsie and holl-parts here...?"


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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 6:53:08 AM   
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haha that made me giggle

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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 6:55:56 AM   
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this will only hurt for a minute Lumus..




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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 7:03:10 AM   
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this will only hurt for a minute Lumus..



Cows have guns!



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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 7:06:25 AM   
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and you thought a bovine blast was just Potsie with gas...

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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 7:08:43 AM   
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and you thought a bovine blast was just Potsie with gas...


So I have a flatulence fetish...

It's consentual!

...

STOP JUDGING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 7:15:16 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

and you thought a bovine blast was just Potsie with gas...


So I have a flatulence fetish...

It's consentual!

...

STOP JUDGING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!



poor Rain.



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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 7:16:57 AM   
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quote:

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Now it catches me and bites me on the ass. I should remember this.



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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 7:30:08 AM   
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What you gon' do with all that stunk?
All that stunk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my stunk.
My stunk, my stunk, my stunk, my stunk, my stunk,
My stunk, my stunk, my stunk, ass-holl has little lumps (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really ho-ho,
They buy me these burritos.
Spicy & Ass-Leakage,
Onions wit sum Cabbage
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
Brother I ain't askin,
They say they love my gassin,
Seven Beans, True Emissions,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on flatulating.

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)
You love my gassy bum (love),
My stunk, my stunk, my stunk (love),
My stunks they got you,

She's got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

What you gon' do with all that stunk?
All that stunk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my stunk.
What you gon' do with all that gas?
All that gas inside them jeans?
I'm a make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
Cos of my stunk (ha), my stunk, my stunk, my stunk (what).
My stunk, my stunk, my stunk (ha), ass-holl's got teensy lumps (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Let's spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I'm really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin' a sniff my stunk, stunk.
Lookin' at my bum, bum.
You can look but you can't touch it,
If you touch it I'ma start some drama,
You don't want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don't pull on my hand boy,
You ain't my man, boy,
I'm just tryn'a fart boy,
And move my stunk.

My stunk, my stunk, my stunk, my stunk,
My stunk, my stunk, my stunk, my stunk, my stunk, my stunk.
Ass-holl got teensy lumps (lumps)
Ass-holl got weensy lumps (lumps)
Ass-holl got no-no lumps (lumps)
Hair on the back and in the front (lumps)
My lovin' got you,

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

What you gon' do with all that stunk?
All that stunk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my stunk.
What you gon' do with all that gas?
All that gas inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that stunk?
All that stunk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this stunk.
What you gon' do without no breast?
Got no breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha) [x4]

She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me.

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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 7:42:05 AM   
sirsholly


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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 7:44:45 AM   
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Poor poor poor LRF...

(why, praytell does the Lumus have so much time when he should be cooking and cleaning and stuff?)

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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 7:46:19 AM   
sirsholly


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(why, praytell does the Lumus have so much time when he should be cooking and cleaning and stuff?)


<---slacker.


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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 7:47:27 AM   
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Now, now, I'm very responsible.

[Is Rain's hair on fire...? *shrugs*]



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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/22/2008 7:51:26 AM   
sirsholly


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DAMNIT LUMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<---scampers off for coffee absorbing paper towels


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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/24/2008 6:13:30 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

I meditate by imagining a wide, sprawling cornfield in all directions...

Then I see two cows making out and ask myself,

"Why are Potsie and holl-parts here...?"



Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Lumussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

< Message edited by parttimehotty -- 6/24/2008 6:15:44 AM >


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RE: I'm trying to find peace in my heart - 6/24/2008 7:02:28 AM   
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ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lumus

I meditate by imagining a wide, sprawling cornfield in all directions...

Then I see two cows making out and ask myself,

"Why are Potsie and holl-parts here...?"



Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Lumussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


Just caught that one, eh, Potsie?

*sigh*

See what I live with? 


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