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"When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/22/2008 1:30:29 PM   
LotusSong


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ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

And my alltime favorite:  Four Yorkshiremen  "There were 150 of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road"




This inspires me to start this thread!  Try to out do the person's "we had it rough" tale above you:)
 
I'll start:  "When I started out.. we didn't have fancy toys you bought on the internet. 
Why, we were lucky to have a bunch of rubber bands and a slingshot to session with..."
 
...next

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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/22/2008 5:57:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh! I've heard so many talk of the days before the internet, when you had to meet in person first, in vetted clubs, or maybe know the secret handshake, or where to wear your handkerchief, and everyone wore leather, and lived by strict (agreed upon) protocol, and everyone was honorable. And god looked down and saw it was good.

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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/22/2008 6:04:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		When I was a kid, we RAN FROM DINOSAURS most of the day!  We didn't have time for all this "Old Guard" "scening" CRAP!  Old Guard?  Old Guard?!  Try beating a stegosaurus down with a mastodon's thigh bone!

And scening??  Don't get me started on SCENING!  Knock her out, drag her off, fuck her!  And if you got the right hole, YOUR SPECIES CONTINUED!

Pfft.  Bloody youngsters.



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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/22/2008 6:08:07 PM   
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Try beating a stegosaurus down with a mastodon's thigh bone!


The really hard part is getting the stegosaurus's consent.

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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/22/2008 6:46:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus

.....  And if you got the right hole, YOUR SPECIES CONTINUED!

Pfft.  Bloody youngsters.




 LMFAO!!!!

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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/22/2008 7:57:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		"Well when I started out.. we didn't HAVE floggers.  We had to go into the forest  and gut a deer, dry the guts and weave them into a handle and chew the tines into softness! Now THOSE were floggers  and we appreciated them!"


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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/23/2008 11:57:06 AM   
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Status: offline 		"You submissives and your gags!!! Why, we didn't have any namby-pamby gags.. OUR submissives just had to bite down on their fist until the issue passed!  And we didn't have no fancy thing to hold your mouth open.. you just had BETTER keep your it open or you WOULDN'T get beaten!"

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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/23/2008 12:41:09 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus

When I was a kid, we RAN FROM DINOSAURS most of the day!  We didn't have time for all this "Old Guard" "scening" CRAP!  Old Guard?  Old Guard?!  Try beating a stegosaurus down with a mastodon's thigh bone!

And scening??  Don't get me started on SCENING!  Knock her out, drag her off, fuck her!  And if you got the right hole, YOUR SPECIES CONTINUED!

Pfft.  Bloody youngsters.




And look at you now!! You have you're vewy, vewy own twue dinosaur!  Tell Rain I said, "Hey" would cha please?

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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/23/2008 12:43:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus



And scening??  Don't get me started on SCENING!  Knock her out, drag her off, fuck her! 






ahh....THATS how you ended up with a gem like Rain


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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/23/2008 2:04:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think watersports started because people peed on their feet to warm them after having to walk to a munch uphill in the snow.

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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/23/2008 2:48:54 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom

I think watersports started because people peed on their feet to warm them after having to walk to a munch uphill in the snow.


Good one!!

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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/23/2008 6:26:53 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lumus

And scening??  Don't get me started on SCENING!  Knock her out, drag her off, fuck her!  And if you got the right hole, YOUR SPECIES CONTINUED!



Wow... Thank you!

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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/23/2008 6:29:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		"When I started in the lifestyle, there were no fancy websites to buy all sorts of pretty collars from! Your owner skinned part of your inner thigh, tanned it - sometimes if you were lucky they would dye it for ya, slap a buckle on it and wrap it around your neck. And you were HAPPY TO GET IT!"

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RE: "When WE Started In the Lifestyle...!" - 6/23/2008 6:29:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		i remember wanting just see a computer  and having to go into a building  that housed A computer .As far as bdsm i had to travel out of arizona for that , meeting  groups from ad's in the backs of magazines and papers i brought home from other states and countries .Tarvel was not quick by stage coach .

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