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Be Careful What You Wish For - 6/22/2008 1:56:51 PM

L8bloomer

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A married couple in their early 60's was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but
an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92
years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

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RE: Be Careful What You Wish For - 6/24/2008 2:53:44 PM

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lol yea

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RE: Be Careful What You Wish For - 6/24/2008 9:36:07 PM

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hehe

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RE: Be Careful What You Wish For - 6/25/2008 12:13:52 PM

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Hehehe! cute

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RE: Be Careful What You Wish For - 6/26/2008 6:25:18 PM

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omg lmao :p

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RE: Be Careful What You Wish For - 6/27/2008 9:46:55 PM

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LOL I LOVE it!! That's one point for the women's team!!

Seriously, why is it that no matter how OLD the man gets he still wants a twenty year old? Doesn't he ever look in the mirror?

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RE: Be Careful What You Wish For - 6/29/2008 4:43:57 PM

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serves him right...the fool should had a real persons name to use so the fem fairie would have not goten his foolish self..lol...
ps.yea why do men want girls so dam young they can't carry on a conversation they can even understand..much less keep the hell up with...

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RE: Be Careful What You Wish For - 6/29/2008 5:21:57 PM

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Thinks about my age and then shrugs my shoulders

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RE: Be Careful What You Wish For - 6/30/2008 2:07:24 AM

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