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cjan -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/25/2008 7:48:41 AM)
I needed a good wank and knowing Prinnie loves to hear the slippery, slapitty sploodgery, thought of calling her, but figured she was deep in the arms of Morpheus, so called bear instead for phone sex. Bear, ya give good phone, dude.

pissthirstysub -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/25/2008 8:06:12 AM)
What's green and fuzzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? What happend when the dish detergent was on too high a shelf? Why was the painting a murder suspect? I thought maybe corny jokes with no punchline would make you mad. These are very corny jokes, I don't think you want the punchline.

Prinsexx -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/25/2008 8:35:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I needed a good wank and knowing Prinnie loves to hear the slippery, slapitty sploodgery, thought of calling her, but figured she was deep in the arms of Morpheus, so called bear instead for phone sex. Bear, ya give good phone, dude. awwwwwwwww pouting real jealousy and taking a cold shower 'cos of thinking about what Bear heard

Prinsexx -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/25/2008 8:37:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pissthirstysub What's green and fuzzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? What happend when the dish detergent was on too high a shelf? Why was the painting a murder suspect? I thought maybe corny jokes with no punchline would make you mad. These are very corny jokes, I don't think you want the punchline. No that's cool.....I like the punchline at any time.....random is best, when I have forgotten what the joke was.....[:D]

Lumus -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/25/2008 4:12:41 PM)
cracks his knuckles I don't think I've been very sadistic in a while... sees Rain flinch Hush, you. How about this? There are two billion penii on the planet. If you only liked one-tenth of one percent of them, that would be two million penii, of which you might, at the height of skankiness, only have the pleasure of knowing 2.5% of them [assuming you had two different ones every day from the age of 18 to 90]... So for every one penis out there that you might have, there's 39 you'll never know. ~Lumus the Stat-a-distique

Prinsexx -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/25/2008 4:22:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus cracks his knuckles I don't think I've been very sadistic in a while... sees Rain flinch Hush, you. How about this? There are two billion penii on the planet. If you only liked one-tenth of one percent of them, that would be two million penii, of which you might, at the height of skankiness, only have the pleasure of knowing 2.5% of them [assuming you had two different ones every day from the age of 18 to 90]... So for every one penis out there that you might have, there's 39 you'll never know. ~Lumus the Stat-a-distique There's a name for men like you..........I haven't used it in a while so I'm gonna go look it up...... and the up-side? At least I know the statistics now: when I get to the Final Judgement I can say to the gate keeper: yes I know my roll call was 231 penii but there's 10,321 I missed out on. Please (getting on my knees to St Peter or whomever is on watch that night) please may I be re-born and go round the block a few more times......

beargonewild -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/25/2008 4:26:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Prinsexx quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I needed a good wank and knowing Prinnie loves to hear the slippery, slapitty sploodgery, thought of calling her, but figured she was deep in the arms of Morpheus, so called bear instead for phone sex. Bear, ya give good phone, dude. awwwwwwwww pouting real jealousy and taking a cold shower 'cos of thinking about what Bear heard All I will say is that phone session with cjan was the best I've ever had sighs in contentment

Prinsexx -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/25/2008 4:29:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild quote: ORIGINAL: Prinsexx quote: ORIGINAL: cjan I needed a good wank and knowing Prinnie loves to hear the slippery, slapitty sploodgery, thought of calling her, but figured she was deep in the arms of Morpheus, so called bear instead for phone sex. Bear, ya give good phone, dude. awwwwwwwww pouting real jealousy and taking a cold shower 'cos of thinking about what Bear heard All I will say is that phone session with cjan was the best I've ever had sighs in contentment Oh Bear baby did he finish you off....maybe he'll call me next time the pesky critter....

kiwisub12 -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/25/2008 4:57:50 PM)
So ...... your're a masochist eh - ok then The worst thing i can think if to do to you .......................... is ................................... NOT hurt you ....................bwahahahahahahahaha (rubs hands together evilly)

Prinsexx -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/26/2008 1:01:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kiwisub12 So ...... your're a masochist eh - ok then The worst thing i can think if to do to you .......................... Dear kiwisub: OK blank me then smiles [:D] (it's better than the thread murdering bastard

puppen -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/26/2008 4:48:13 AM)
Settles down and just begins to poke Prinsexx with a stick repeatedly [sm=stickineye.gif]

Prinsexx -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/26/2008 6:26:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puppen Settles down and just begins to poke Prinsexx with a stick repeatedly [sm=stickineye.gif] [sm=mademyday.gif]

LaTigresse -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/26/2008 6:32:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Prinsexx Ok I've had it. I need some pleasyre. i'm a masochist and I need to be really upset. No matter gow they try on the serious forums no one has ever really driven me crazy. What's more I need my insane icon. What can you say that will really drive me crazy...... ed to add: PS ok so tell me a joke that doesn't make me laugh for example. I will do my best given no coffee and very little sleep. You are not a real, twue, slave.

puppen -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/26/2008 6:32:21 AM)
So glad I could make your day. Be it better or worse. [:)] Continues to poke with the stick

Prinsexx -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/26/2008 6:43:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse I will do my best given no coffee and very little sleep. You are not a real, twue, slave. [sm=lalala.gif]

Prinsexx -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/26/2008 6:48:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: puppen So glad I could make your day. Be it better or worse. [:)] Continues to poke with the stick [sm=thanks.gif] and I have just discovered all the other smileys!!!!!

puppen -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/26/2008 6:50:27 AM)
[sm=cute.gif] Congratulations! [sm=poke.gif] I could do this all day, methinks.

Prinsexx -> RE: Make Prinsexx mad (6/27/2008 6:02:01 PM)
I feel so unloved and sane...........

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