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BKSir -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/10/2008 9:09:03 PM)

Well... I will admit, normally, yes, probably 99% of the time it doesn't work.  I suppose I just got damned lucky.  Met my pet online, and here we are, well over a year later, and after collaring him online, did so in RL as well, and have one of the greatest treasures of all time.  No, it probably shouldn't have worked out, but I'm damned glad it did.  The last 2 years, if anything, have taught me that there is NO such thing as 'never'.




sunshinemiss -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/10/2008 9:09:14 PM)

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MisterBeast -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/10/2008 9:12:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Maxwell67

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ORIGINAL: MisterBeast

But at the same time you might find that what they are really doing is living in a fantasy world online that distracts them from how much things in thier real world existance really suck, so in all actuality they are avoiding actually doing anything to really improve thier situation and have somthing that is.... well REAL!


Ahh, ant the lives of people in R/T relationships never ever suck do they?  I had not thought about it that way before.  What is that rule again, about judging someone elses kink?  Oh yes...If it takes place between informed and consenting adults then it is none of your damned business.



Actually I dont put any stock in the dont judge me crap, I hold people, well to the same standard I hold myself to. And when they do things that I dont agree with, yes, oh my god oh fuck oh dear oh my, yes I am going to judge them for it. After all, I am entitled to my oppinion, and im not going to feel bad about it either.

I think online only relationships are dumb, expecting that I am going to sit here and shut up about it and keep my oppinion to myself when some one ASKS for it, well that is going to go over about as well as trying to get a blowjob from a rattle snake.

Furthermore, if two consenting people want to sit there all night long and type to each other "I love you baby" "No, I love you more" "no, I love you more *kiss*" Gravy, so be it. I am not going to tell them they cant do it, but man I have I seen sooooooo many of those situations crash and burn it aint funny, thus my oppinion on them, and to me, well it just seems empty. And computers arent exactly comfortable to cuddle with either.




BKSir -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/10/2008 9:12:17 PM)

Stop beating that poor horse!  Best case scenario, it WILL get back up.  And who the hell wants a zombie horse!?




MisterBeast -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/10/2008 9:15:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BKSir

Stop beating that poor horse!  Best case scenario, it WILL get back up.  And who the hell wants a zombie horse!?


That would be so cool, I would dress up like the headless horseman and go scare the shit out of some really up tight people [:)]






Maxwell67 -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/10/2008 10:29:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MisterBeast
I think online only relationships are dumb, expecting that I am going to sit here and shut up about it and keep my oppinion to myself when some one ASKS for it, well that is going to go over about as well as trying to get a blowjob from a rattle snake.

Furthermore, if two consenting people want to sit there all night long and type to each other "I love you baby" "No, I love you more" "no, I love you more *kiss*" Gravy, so be it. I am not going to tell them they cant do it, but man I have I seen sooooooo many of those situations crash and burn it aint funny, thus my oppinion on them, and to me, well it just seems empty. And computers arent exactly comfortable to cuddle with either.

Yes, well, It is easy to see how a man can come to the conclusion that a relationship onlines is dumb when it is a well known fact that you can get off with your electronic pal, the comptuer, via internet porn without ever having to invest one whit of emotion or commitment.

It is ok to wank to a collection of unfeeling pixels.. but an emotional connection is just offensive isn't it?

Or do you find internet porn fans pathetic also?




MisterBeast -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/10/2008 10:33:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Maxwell67

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ORIGINAL: MisterBeast
I think online only relationships are dumb, expecting that I am going to sit here and shut up about it and keep my oppinion to myself when some one ASKS for it, well that is going to go over about as well as trying to get a blowjob from a rattle snake.

Furthermore, if two consenting people want to sit there all night long and type to each other "I love you baby" "No, I love you more" "no, I love you more *kiss*" Gravy, so be it. I am not going to tell them they cant do it, but man I have I seen sooooooo many of those situations crash and burn it aint funny, thus my oppinion on them, and to me, well it just seems empty. And computers arent exactly comfortable to cuddle with either.

Yes, well, It is easy to see how a man can come to the conclusion that a relationship onlines is dumb when it is a well known fact that you can get off with your electronic pal, the comptuer, via internet porn without ever having to invest one whit of emotion or commitment.

It is ok to wank to a collection of unfeeling pixels.. but an emotional connection is just offensive isn't it?

Or do you find internet porn fans pathetic also?



No, I like porn, it is cheap and easy to come by, and yes, boobies make me happy. Ah boobies....

So as I was saying, I have felt a connection with plenty of women online, but I am not going to keep it just as that, I am going to make it real time or im going to move on. I need just a little more out of life than playing keyboard cowboy.

That.... and sex with your computer, I dont think that is what they had in mind when they called it a hard drive. might get a sliver or laser burn on your ding-a-ling from the CD drive... really not my bag.




GreedyTop -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/10/2008 10:44:50 PM)

hey MB... I have a shitload of porn that is still in it's original packaging, never opened..*grin*




MisterBeast -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/10/2008 10:49:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

hey MB... I have a shitload of porn that is still in it's original packaging, never opened..*grin*


*tries really hard to belive that*

Reminds me of that movie "a Christmas story"

"Son what brought you to this lowly state?"
"It was.... It was.soap poisoning..."

Well, heres to the impending blindess, cheers!




LaTigresse -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/11/2008 7:20:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MisterBeast

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

you know that pix get taken down, right? and your big orange question is gonna be met with confusion... might want to put out a link to the pic... just saying.


Really, thats gay.



Actually it's not "gay" it is common sense for keeping the site running smoothly. A rule created for putzs like you.

However, I AM gay.




BoiJen -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/11/2008 8:06:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RedMagic1

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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz
Flattery will get you no here!! Well... it might... O.o

Holy shit!

Completely serious: you, BoiJen and MadRabbit are my favorite under-age-25 posters.  How you got so good with "so little" life experience is astounding.  I swear, the three of you put together would have enough brains to take over the world.

Also serious: I'm taking a date to M's wedding next week.  Of course, she's bi.  (So's M.  She told me that my date "sounds delicious."[;)])  Atlanta's not close to DC, but a more important potential obstacle for me would be to ensure that my really-wanna-do-it playdate not get in the way of a potential relationship.  So for now, who knows?  I sure am flattered, though.

Maybe the flirting earlier was a thread hijack, but this sure has gotten on point.  Real life is better than online any day, and it's better to go one step at a time, instead of wearing an online collar as a virtual trophy.



And this is what I miss by being absorbed in school and avoiding the "Ask a Master" portion of the message boards...damnit!

Ah well...back to the drawing board pinky! we need to make plans for tomorrow night.
Why what are we going to do tomorrow night?
The same thing we do every night pinky, try and take over the world!

boiJen

PS I'm choosing not to respond to the OP given that he mad because my dick is always going to bigger than his.




GreedyTop -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/11/2008 9:31:17 AM)

*sigh*  I miss that show




badlilthang -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/25/2008 1:42:36 PM)

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So, My advice has to be: Get the slave, THEN get the collar. [Kind of obvious, but...]

The weirdness here is reaching political proportions.

Sincerely,
Master Dave
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ORIGINAL: SlaveOwnerDave

i bow to Thee...i was not going to answer this thread - because i sincerely wondered about the "i am in touch with reality" here....Thanks for saying what You said, Sir...s...




MusicalBoredom -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (7/26/2008 10:56:08 AM)

Ok I tried to keep up with all of this but pages are adding to quickly.

I have to say this though.  All of us here that post even semi-regularly have online relationships and most of us feel they are real.  When one of us is sick or have a sick loved one and asks for support we respond with hugs, love, prayers and thoughts.  When one of us gets hurt we are all worried and want to be kept informed as to their well being.  When someone is having a baby we feel excited and I at least smile on the inside in real life.  We genuinely develop friendships online and genuinely care for each other.  Who hasn't gotten angry in real life over an online post?  Who hasn't fealt genuinely happy over someone's good fortune expressed online?  We can be so hypocritical at times.

As to collars, do what works for you.  Try to be honest with what you want.  Go with the feelings.  I have met plenty of people that started their BDSM journey from telling someone or being told something to be done online.  They did those actions in real life, felt that flutter on the inside and started their journey with that first act of submission.  Some people keep it there, some go on from their.  If i works for you then I'm truly glad you found it.  If it doesn't work then tweak it or don't do it.




CURIOUSGURLINSRK -> RE: Putting an OL collar on a slave (8/15/2008 10:11:56 PM)

I think that if your not really ready t o commit then you should not put a fake collar on her.  If she is serious , then it can mess with her emothions and u if your ready to watch her emothions, then you should not play with them.  If she is not serious then the are empty words. 




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