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N4SDChastity -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 7:30:24 AM)
Not only will we accept you, with open arms, legs, mouths, nostrils, you-name-it; you can begin recruiting for our "Down-Under" chapter!!! Of course, you will have to perform similiar duties as those DRH fufills, here in the northern-south of America. (see: http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=1983363 for details) Are you up to the task? Keep in mind, you will be "supporting" the ENTIRE MLM for BOTH islands, at least until we find you some more sympathetic females in your vicinity to help out. Hmmm... Now we will need a European chapter, and one each for teh Middle-East, Far-east, North- and South-Africa, and each of the Artics... Dear me, WHAT HAVE I STARTED?!?!?!?!

wandersalone -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 8:57:19 AM)
Oh my.... should I be concerned that a group welcomes me so readily? I am moving to the eastern states so I could probably do.... errr I mean recruit in both Australia and New Zealand (if we have to let them in to the group). Just out of interest, do I get a set of steak knives for each person I find? (because an unfulfilled submissive can never have too many steak knives right!!) [sm=axe.gif]

N4SDChastity -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 9:17:41 AM)
Hopefully you won't be fearful of having a good sense of timing, getting in on the movement EARLY, like you have. It just seems to me to be good sense for an organization of Mesbians to have a ready and willing stash... ummm... supply... ummm... assortme... DAMN! Femmembers around to sampl... practice on... CRAP!!! Associate with. What? I'm jus SAYIN' As far as the steak knives, I, personally, am opposed to submissives running around with an inexhaustible supply of sharp, pointy objects. But that's just me. We'll put the motion before the full board, when next we meet...

wandersalone -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 9:27:27 AM)
It's after midnight here and I am laughing my box off reading this thread. [sm=biggrin.gif]

N4SDChastity -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 9:50:07 AM)
As a side note, I am casually interested in finding a sub or slave who is willing to be hypnotized into believeing that her laughter causes her to experinece an uncontrolled, rolling-O, as well... Then... Guy walks into a bar...

wandersalone -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 10:50:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity As a side note, I am casually interested in finding a sub or slave who is willing to be hypnotized into believeing that her laughter causes her to experinece an uncontrolled, rolling-O, as well... Then... Guy walks into a bar... Really!!!!!!! What a coincidence, DRH was saying somewhere on here ...damn I can't find it, maybe the thread got yanked....but she was saying that that is one of her ALL time fantasies. Jus' sayin'

Vestonika -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 11:18:04 AM)
Fabulous! another male-lesbian (edited from "turned") rehabilitated... quote: ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity quote: ORIGINAL: Vestonika wow, you'd be surprised how many guys write me about having this male lesbian thing. But it's all just male hysteria that you don't have a pussy of your own - understand, you just like to eat pussy. That's why there are no female homosexuals either, just women who like to suck weiners. it takes more than wearing a dyke haircut, which looks very nice on you, to be a lesbian. I dub thee "LadyBuzzKILL." You are offered our third (of four) Senior Female chairs on the board. But, it will be all the way down on the right end, and you can be responsible for un-spiking the punch and putting pin-holes in teh inflatable gags.

wandersalone -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 11:58:22 AM)
uh oh looks like someone got modspanked....ouch! Maybe you aren't a true mesbian?[sm=donttaseme.gif] just joking.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 1:47:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone quote: ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity As a side note, I am casually interested in finding a sub or slave who is willing to be hypnotized into believeing that her laughter causes her to experinece an uncontrolled, rolling-O, as well... Then... Guy walks into a bar... Really!!!!!!! What a coincidence, DRH was saying somewhere on here ...damn I can't find it, maybe the thread got yanked....but she was saying that that is one of her ALL time fantasies. Jus' sayin' OMG! How did she know?! [sm=hewah.gif] (Maybe it's the notariety from being the Resident Compulsive Gigglebox?) Dear me, I need to do something quickly but how does one remove her own funny bones? the horror On another note, I'm thrilled to have the lovely Wyld and the pretty Wanders here with us on the Board. And now, we have our own "LadyBuzzKill" for proper balance in the group, and to just "keep it real." Now, we need to make connections in Asia, Europe, Africa, Central America, the Middle East, and the Poles. Wow, N4SD, you have started quite the movement. Just imagine the responsibility you have thrust upon yourself. stands in awe Who knew that one thread was all it would take? You are simply amazing. N4SD, Dear Sir, I have a question. As your nick would have it, you are an enforcer of chastity (I am assuming the chastity of the sub women in your sphere of influence). How are you going to make congruent your chastity monicker and the duties of the femmembers to provide our skills and talents in the name of scientific verification? In the event we may have to explore deeper (mmm) the various methodologies in order to yield accurate results, chastity may go right out the window. I wouldn't want any appearance of conflict. So, will we be getting a free pass from the "N4SDChastity" that you normally prescribe to? crosses fingers and other body parts for luck ps - if I'm that warm about the contest answer, I'll need to offer up a couple more responses. I'll send those to you on the flip side. Such a trip as you describe sounds like a wonderful thing. [:)] Oh, I hope it is ok, but I've included my Charter femmember status in my sig line. One needs to get the word out as much as possible, yanno? giggles

Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 3:15:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wandersalone Oh my.... should I be concerned that a group welcomes me so readily? Wanders, we are easy. but don't let that little tidbit get out, k? quote: an unfulfilled submissive can never have too many steak knives Well, as long as your nickname isn't "Runs With Scissors" [:D] quote: ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity As far as the steak knives, I, personally, am opposed to submissives running around with an inexhaustible supply of sharp, pointy objects. N4SD, if you like, Dear Sir, I can keep my eyes on Wanders. [8D] ogles, leers

beargonewild -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 4:30:32 PM)
Wow....seeing the Board is comprised mostly of females, then that means my hopes of being a token Member of the Board has been dashed to the sharp jagged rocks once again. sigh fades into the twilight darkness in a small puff of smoke

Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 5:10:34 PM)
Bear, I would love to have you on the Board. still not sure who you have to sleep with, but I'd be willing to vouch for ya [:)]

N4SDChastity -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 6:17:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Wow....seeing the Board is comprised mostly of females, then that means my hopes of being a token Member of the Board has been dashed to the sharp jagged rocks once again. sigh fades into the twilight darkness in a small puff of smoke OK, ok, I admit it, I been HATIN'... I'ma greeeddy MoFo. But I guess it'd be unfair to have a board consisting of me and ALL the current Femmembers. From his looks I guess Bear'd be a pretty good Sgt @ Arms (rules enforcer, keeper-O-tha-Handcuffs, stuff like that therre). Anybody know how to de-twilight puffs of smoke? Oh, and, DRH, I only enforce chastity during the initial stages of my D/s relationships, until I can be relatively certain that the indended is intent on the relationship, not just the mind-altering sex I am inclined to dole out. I eHat it when they get hooked on tha D, but otherwise annoy and I hafta kick 'em 2 da kurb, but they just will NOT let GO!!! My way, if they annoy and gots ta went I don't hafta put up wit incomming booty calls at innopertune times. They all seem to enjoy the torment of all the other things I can do to a body, until they "earn" their release, however. I likes 'em VERY wet, and I thouroughly enjoy how soaking-frikkin'-wet you all get in anticipation... I've got a stiffie just writing about it! As for who ya gotta sleep with, I think ya just gotta entice a current board member (or femmember, as the case may be) into a 69, 70, or 71 and make them LIKE it!!! Simple. Effective.

KMsAngel -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 6:18:30 PM)
um.... i'm down here as well. in fact, i could be liason between the two charter boards? i mean, i'm american AND aussie. a cultural liason maybe? selflessly volunteering

Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 7:01:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: N4SDChastity Oh, and, DRH, I only enforce chastity during the initial stages of my D/s relationships, until I can be relatively certain that the indended is intent on the relationship, not just the mind-altering sex I am inclined to dole out. I eHat it when they get hooked on tha D, but otherwise annoy and I hafta kick 'em 2 da kurb, but they just will NOT let GO!!! They all seem to enjoy the torment of all the other things I can do to a body, until they "earn" their release, however. I likes 'em VERY wet, and I thouroughly enjoy how soaking-frikkin'-wet you all get in anticipation... I've got a stiffie just writing about it! N4SD - If a femmember turns into a puddle at reading the above, is that a bad thing? You wouldn't hold it against her, would you? (Mmmm... actually, I like having it held against me, among other things) I think your wait & tease idea is a good thing. No need to have hoards of mindless twits following you about when you can have a girl with brains and a good heart who loves being taken, waiting for your amourous attention. I think it's a good thing for gents to not take a dip into the cookie jar before they know that there is at least some connection there. If a girl is going to offer up her body to the likes of a fine man, he'd better have some substance to him. I mean, a well-hung stud can only satisfy a gal for so long if he can't string a sentence together. I want a man who can describe in intricate detail what he enjoys and how he'd like it to happen, and then he'd better be able to talk about current affairs, etc. If he's just on a functioning level of the BBC, he's not going to keep my attention. Because, you know, if a man is gonna make me have to throw down a tarp because of his moisture-inducing qualities, he needs to be deep. pants and gets all glassy-eyed at the thoughts running through my head (oh dear... I think I need a squeegee) [sm=mop.gif]

Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 7:04:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel um.... i'm down here as well. in fact, i could be liason between the two charter boards? i mean, i'm american AND aussie. a cultural liason maybe? selflessly volunteering Welcome, sweet Angel. Here's your MLM card. Since you are quite the baker and such, perhaps you can be in charge of the Hospitality Division as well as another scientific analysis liaison. [8D] Does that sound like something you would enjoy?

KMsAngel -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 7:20:15 PM)
nodnodnodnodnod will suit me right down to the ground. [:)]

Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 7:24:28 PM)
YAY!!! hugs my angelic friend And remember, if anyone asks, you're doing this in the interest of science and the betterment of all mankind. Don't admit to being a lust-filled pervert just yet, 'k?

KMsAngel -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 7:29:04 PM)
snort do i make it a habit of admitting to being a lust filled pervert ever? [sm=angel.gif]

Daddysredhead -> RE: Male-Lesbianism... FACT or FICTION?!?!?!? (7/4/2008 7:32:55 PM)
You and that halo hologram. You can fool some of them, ladybug, but yanno that I know better. That's true... admit nothing! [:)]

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