kc692 -> RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? (7/12/2008 7:56:32 PM)
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ORIGINAL: dcnovice Well, I've been hogging all the fun with the ultimate Collarme problem, so it's time to let others play. Here's the final (for now, at least) version of the UCMP, with thanks to everyone who suggested additions and especially to Lumus, who did a masterly job of turning my vanilla prose into forumspeak. i haevnt had tim to make a profile yeet becuz ive been been spending alot of time at Bloggers Anonimus e-meetings + im overwhelmed with "On your knees!" emails but i need to a post and get Y/your advice because i thnik i may be entering sub frenzy and am thinknig about relocating to Niggeria given that my vanila partner (who doesnt understand this side of me and thniks it cheating when i persue this important part of my life and admits to the ocasional castrashun fantasy and wont ever pursue it becuz He refuses to pay tribute to a D/dome) says im too needy for my Online Master (who lives with His parnets and cant chat offen becuz the computer is in their bedroom and T/they were totally judgemintal when T/they found the PowerPoint of His cock shots), who is demanding that i figure out if this gurl is truly a no-limmits slave or merely a sub and in the meantime He's thinking of remuving my virtuale colar since it wont fit around my fat neck and He iggies me every time i safeword out when ordered to shave my public hair or engage in forced bisexy which is a hard limit even though He considers it the Ultimate Gift of SUbmision and swears i wuld finaly reach subspaec if i only let Him dominant me in this way. So now it's your turn. Can you craft the ultimate Collarme answer? You can adopt the style of a (least) favorite poster, use your own voice, or hand the keyboard over to your inner imp. Let the flames begin! RFL, I can't believe I havent seen this yet....dc, you make the most WONDERFUL threads!!!!!!!!![sm=hearts.gif]
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