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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/3/2008 8:29:03 PM   
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So we could use some more answers.

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/3/2008 8:47:03 PM   
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Do a Google search.

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/3/2008 8:49:06 PM   
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Well, I tried.

quote:

Your search - i haevnt had tim to make a profile yeet becuz ive been been spending alot of time at Bloggers Anonimus e-meetings + im overwhelmed with "On your knees!" emails but i need to a post and get Y/your advice because i thnik i may be entering sub frenzy and am thinknig about relocating to Niggeria given that my vanila partner (who doesnt understand this side of me and thniks it cheating when i persue this important part of my life and admits to the ocasional castrashun fantasy and wont ever pursue it becuz He refuses to pay tribute to a D/dome) says im too needy for my Online Master (who lives with His parnets and cant chat offen becuz the computer is in their bedroom and T/they were totally judgemintal when T/they found the PowerPoint of His cock shots), who is demanding that i figure out if this gurl is truly a no-limmits slave or merely a sub and in the meantime He's thinking of remuving my virtuale colar since it wont fit around my fat neck and He iggies me every time i safeword out when ordered to shave my public hair or engage in forced bisexy which is a hard limit even though He considers it the Ultimate Gift of SUbmision and swears i wuld finaly reach subspaec if i only let Him dominant me in this way. - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.



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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/3/2008 8:51:31 PM   
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No luck with Yahoo! either.

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/3/2008 8:57:59 PM   
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You know DC, I lurve you!

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/4/2008 3:57:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: dcnovice
i haevnt had tim to make a profile yeet becuz ive been been spending alot of time at Bloggers Anonimus e-meetings + im overwhelmed with "On your knees!" emails but i need to a post and get Y/your advice because i thnik i may be entering sub frenzy and am thinknig about relocating to Niggeria
 
Why Bloggnerds Anonymous? Are you ashamed of how you feel? And as I said in an earlier post, relocating to Kenya is not IMO a good move.
 
given that my vanila partner (who doesnt understand this side of me and thniks it cheating when i persue this important part of my life and admits to the ocasional castrashun fantasy and wont ever pursue it becuz He refuses to pay tribute to a D/dome)
 
You cannot make generalised comments like this - what actually is cheating?
 
says im too needy for my Online Master (who lives with His parnets and cant chat offen becuz the computer is in their bedroom and T/they were totally judgemintal when T/they found the PowerPoint of His cock shots), who is demanding that i figure out if this gurl is truly a no-limmits slave or merely a sub
 
If you have to ask this question I do not believe you understand the lifestyle and the very important differences between a sub and a slave. A true submissive would know that what he does is to offer himself up into real slavery, not just some pale imitation; if you don't understand this you cannot call yourself a Master.
 
And people can only call themselves bdsm if they ensure complete observance of the "safe, sane and sensual" code which we all follow.
 
 and in the meantime He's thinking of remuving my virtuale colar since it wont fit around my fat neck and He iggies me every time i safeword out when ordered to shave my public hair or engage in forced bisexy which is a hard limit even though He considers it the Ultimate Gift of SUbmision and swears i wuld finaly reach subspaec if i only let Him dominant me in this way.
 
You cannot have a true relationship with your sub if you make him use a safeword all the time - in my opinion that removes any real concept of trust (in the way that experienced r/l partners avoid) between you.
 

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/4/2008 5:15:18 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Sundowner

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice
i haevnt had tim to make a profile yeet becuz ive been been spending alot of time at Bloggers Anonimus e-meetings + im overwhelmed with "On your knees!" emails but i need to a post and get Y/your advice because i thnik i may be entering sub frenzy and am thinknig about relocating to Niggeria
 
Why Bloggnerds Anonymous? Are you ashamed of how you feel? And as I said in an earlier post, relocating to Kenya is not IMO a good move.
 
given that my vanila partner (who doesnt understand this side of me and thniks it cheating when i persue this important part of my life and admits to the ocasional castrashun fantasy and wont ever pursue it becuz He refuses to pay tribute to a D/dome)
 
You cannot make generalised comments like this - what actually is cheating?
 
says im too needy for my Online Master (who lives with His parnets and cant chat offen becuz the computer is in their bedroom and T/they were totally judgemintal when T/they found the PowerPoint of His cock shots), who is demanding that i figure out if this gurl is truly a no-limmits slave or merely a sub
 
If you have to ask this question I do not believe you understand the lifestyle and the very important differences between a sub and a slave. A true submissive would know that what he does is to offer himself up into real slavery, not just some pale imitation; if you don't understand this you cannot call yourself a Master.
 
And people can only call themselves bdsm if they ensure complete observance of the "safe, sane and sensual" code which we all follow.
 
 and in the meantime He's thinking of remuving my virtuale colar since it wont fit around my fat neck and He iggies me every time i safeword out when ordered to shave my public hair or engage in forced bisexy which is a hard limit even though He considers it the Ultimate Gift of SUbmision and swears i wuld finaly reach subspaec if i only let Him dominant me in this way.
 
You cannot have a true relationship with your sub if you make him use a safeword all the time - in my opinion that removes any real concept of trust (in the way that experienced r/l partners avoid) between you.
 



this slave totally agrees~~~
Get offline get into the lifestyle...find a different alternative....read some books on the liftestyle, join a RL group....you obviously dont have a clue as to what you are or what you want.....

**side note not everyone follows SSC but its a good start for beginers...**



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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/4/2008 7:11:35 AM   
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That is such good advice petting - if more people spent time reading books instead of posting questions on the boards, things would be far better. Well said.

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/4/2008 7:47:19 AM   
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quote:

You know DC, I lurve you!


Aw shucks. I just does what I can.

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/6/2008 7:00:03 AM   
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lately, "I love collarme" just pops into my head every time I am beyond annoyed with any poster.  it's got universal appeal, imo.

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/12/2008 7:56:32 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Well, I've been hogging all the fun with the ultimate Collarme problem, so it's time to let others play. Here's the final (for now, at least) version of the UCMP, with thanks to everyone who suggested additions and especially to Lumus, who did a masterly job of turning my vanilla prose into forumspeak.

i haevnt had tim to make a profile yeet becuz ive been been spending alot of time at Bloggers Anonimus e-meetings + im overwhelmed with "On your knees!" emails but i need to a post and get Y/your advice because i thnik i may be entering sub frenzy and am thinknig about relocating to Niggeria given that my vanila partner (who doesnt understand this side of me and thniks it cheating when i persue this important part of my life and admits to the ocasional castrashun fantasy and wont ever pursue it becuz He refuses to pay tribute to a D/dome) says im too needy for my Online Master (who lives with His parnets and cant chat offen becuz the computer is in their bedroom and T/they were totally judgemintal when T/they found the PowerPoint of His cock shots), who is demanding that i figure out if this gurl is truly a no-limmits slave or merely a sub and in the meantime He's thinking of remuving my virtuale colar since it wont fit around my fat neck and He iggies me every time i safeword out when ordered to shave my public hair or engage in forced bisexy which is a hard limit even though He considers it the Ultimate Gift of SUbmision and swears i wuld finaly reach subspaec if i only let Him dominant me in this way.

So now it's your turn. Can you craft the ultimate Collarme answer? You can adopt the style of a (least) favorite poster, use your own voice, or hand the keyboard over to your inner imp. Let the flames begin!



RFL, I can't believe I havent seen this yet....dc, you make the most WONDERFUL threads!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/12/2008 8:02:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: candystripper

dcnovice, ridicle is a very low form of humor.
 
Ridiculing the new, inexperienced, ill-informed or other such people does not flatter you in the least.
 
That's my two cents.
 
candystripper


I'll put my four cents against your two cents, that everyone (almost, it seems) found the humor in this...you might want to go back and click the link to the ultimate collarme question for some background....this thread is piggybacked from that one, and was during the time you were off somewhere else inbetween nicks.

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/12/2008 8:06:15 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: puppen

quote:

ORIGINAL: candystripper

dcnovice, ridicle is a very low form of humor.
 
Ridiculing the new, inexperienced, ill-informed or other such people does not flatter you in the least.
 
That's my two cents.
 
candystripper
Psssst, whatever-your-name-is-going-to-be-when-you-read-this...

Get Firefox. You need to spell check.




OK, I just spewed ice cream, not drink, this is so messy!!!(but that was SOOOOOOO funny!!!!!)

It's bad getting late to a thread, but then one gets to see so many good posts at once......lol!!

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/13/2008 2:46:35 PM   
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quote:

dc, you make the most WONDERFUL threads!!!!!!!!!


<blushes>

Why, thank you!

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/13/2008 5:47:00 PM   
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I am SO watching jeopardy tomorrow night(even if the show makes me feel stoooopid, cuz I know like 3 answers the whole show,lol!!!!!!)

PS : My most recent kitty rescue is a marmalade tabby!!!!

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RE: Your Turn: The Ultimate Collarme Answer? - 7/31/2008 7:29:13 PM   
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quote:

My most recent kitty rescue is a marmalade tabby!!!!


Cool! What's his/her name?

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