jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: jlf1961 Hey, RS, when you do take over the planet, can I be the governor of Oceana? I’m bribable and cheap… it’s yours. However, my personal world domination conspiracy is never more than 24 hours old because I wake up each day and Pinky asks, “What are we gonna’ do today Brain?”… and you know the answer to that! I would have said it was the Jesus family tree conspiracy until I read Lumus’ link about the Canadian conspiracy. Gris, I have just been appointed governor of all the world's oceans and islands.. (gotta love how I can word a request) So I hereby appoint you executive administration personnel kidnapper uh, I mean appropriator, uh, hiring person.... yeah, hiring person. Remember, the staff has to be female, submissive and will address me as 'my lord." As long as they can type 3 words a day and can make a descent cup of coffee is the main labor intensive requirements, but they should have good oral I mean verbal skills......
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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