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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 9:17:31 PM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		I think we all get the standard fare of cock shots.  I have a female friend who has a collection of them.  Having taken my own face shot from arms length while sitting at my desk, I am amazed that the cock shot pics look so professional.
Personally if I were going to get a cock shot pic it would be nice to use some humor.  Give me one which is painted with a sombrero, or is dressed like a sumo wrestler.  Paint a donut to look like a life saver and circle it around your dick.  A good body paint job can make a thick dick look like a refreshing pepsi in a bucket of ice... at least make it interesting!
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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 9:18:45 PM   
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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 9:21:19 PM   
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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 10:47:12 PM   
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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 11:23:47 PM   
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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/4/2008 11:36:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Do they place a ruler in the picture so there's independent verification of endowment?

thornhappy

You scientists! Always trying to find some new way of seeing if we measure up!

Wellllllllllll, BDSM chicks brag about how flexible their anal sphincters are, so I think there should be some sort of scale for it.

maybe the ratio of a smile/size of fruit in ass. Be difficult to get a usable value because I have met chicks that were in mortal agony with a pencil in their sweet rosebuds, and others that were falling-asleep bored with an eggplant lubed with Crisco in their asses. The latter always got second dates with me.

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/5/2008 7:07:48 AM   
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Status: offline 		Leather.... that picture does not really make for a good case for it LOL.

DA, IIRC you had some quite uncomplimentary things to say about Jeremiah's Weed in the past. This is puzzling.

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/5/2008 7:51:44 AM   
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Status: offline 		The one time I can recall being sent a cock shot, the guy at least had the decency to add in his message that he was wondering what I thought of the size of his cock.

Of course, I couldn't resist replying that I wondered why he thought I would care. 

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/5/2008 7:53:28 AM   
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that he was wondering what I thought of the size of his cock.


did u tell him...well...the camera adds ten inches....


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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/5/2008 7:59:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl

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that he was wondering what I thought of the size of his cock.


did u tell him...well...the camera adds ten inches....



lol... Sad thing is, most self-portrait cock pictures could be easily titled "stubby".  It's the angle, you know. 

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/5/2008 11:59:02 AM   
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Since on like the third day here I got someone asking to be my toilet slave (and calling me madam. Hate when people do that. I'm a miss dammit, I'm still young enough)

The whole point of t'internet is random body parts. Deal with it.

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/5/2008 12:11:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Termyn8or

DA, IIRC you had some quite uncomplimentary things to say about Jeremiah's Weed in the past. This is puzzling.

T


Term, it tastes like jet fuel mixed with Lysol. That doesnt mean we dont drink it LOL For christs sake it is a 100 proof burbon from Conneticut that costs $12 a bottle... Its an aviation legend and wherever you find pilots worldwide you will find "That Cocksucker Motherfucker Jerimaih Weed"... Doesnt mean that it tastes good - even if we do drink it in copious quantities. I mean hell term, you set it on fire before you slam it! LOL

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/6/2008 12:33:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy

Do they place a ruler in the picture so there's independent verification of endowment?

thornhappy

You scientists! Always trying to find some new way of seeing if we measure up!

Wellllllllllll, BDSM chicks brag about how flexible their anal sphincters are, so I think there should be some sort of scale for it.

maybe the ratio of a smile/size of fruit in ass. Be difficult to get a usable value because I have met chicks that were in mortal agony with a pencil in their sweet rosebuds, and others that were falling-asleep bored with an eggplant lubed with Crisco in their asses. The latter always got second dates with me.


Thanks to those mental images, I am now scarred for life.

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/6/2008 1:34:16 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lostgirl83
What ever happened to trying to impress a girl with your mental abilities... or hey how about the looks from the waist up? Hmm, yeah its old school I know... but it just might work!


Why not just find that image on the net of the squirrel with the large hangin' sack and then creatively crop it so that only the nuts and tops of the legs show. Then send that back to the offending person with a tag saying "A cock to me means NUTS TO YOU!"

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/6/2008 2:00:56 AM   
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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/6/2008 4:33:11 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: lostgirl83
What ever happened to trying to impress a girl with your mental abilities... or hey how about the looks from the waist up? Hmm, yeah its old school I know... but it just might work!


because their cock seems to be their best feature....

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/6/2008 5:30:16 PM   
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Status: offline 		lostgirl83,

They just don't know who your Daddy is...

Its simple lack of inteligence in thinking that a picture of their penis will get them through the door, when women need/want the whole package. I wonder if it has worked for any of these desperate trolls?

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/6/2008 7:48:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MasterKalif

lostgirl83,

They just don't know who your Daddy is...

Its simple lack of inteligence in thinking that a picture of their penis will get them through the door, when women need/want the whole package. I wonder if it has worked for any of these desperate trolls?


Hehehe

From the responses Ive gotten, it doesn't seem to have worked thus far.
Lol and no, they don't know who my Daddy is... and for the record, he did not have to woo me with pictures of his penis

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/7/2008 3:06:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lostgirl83

I have been to my fair share of bars and clubs and not ONCE has any man come up to me and said "Hey baby you look hot tonight" and whipped out his penis in an attempt to sway my interests.


Trust me, if they could get away with it, they would.. Seriously!

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RE: ah! Seriously! - 7/7/2008 3:39:01 PM   
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