RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=-

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/20/2008 2:04:15 PM

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Her baby, lemme' get your sammich to spread... I mean... um... lemme' get your some sammich spread.

You have the nicest ________ and your _______ is so full and round it makes me wanna put my ____ in your _____ and just ram you with violent penetration… Taking you for my own pleasure while showing terms disregard for yours. Mounting you and using you because I find your beauty so attractive and inspiring.

The temperature in here just rose about 10 degrees...

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/20/2008 2:05:35 PM

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/20/2008 3:20:25 PM

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You're sighing over fill-in-the-blank stuff? Seriously? Hard up there hib?

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/20/2008 4:51:39 PM

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I am my own slave, as well as the slave of two Things, a father, a cat, a turtle, a hamster, and a fish. Geez... where's my damn slave bitch? S/he should've been here hours ago... doing the laundy, the dishes, the vacuuming, cleaning the bathrooms, the kitchen. Dumb bitch. When s/he finds his/her way here, s/he better have a damn good excuse for being so tardy. I've had to do all this shit myself today.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/20/2008 7:45:15 PM

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I just went to the movies with myself… that makes me my own bitch.

Dark Knight was pretty good. It kept the spirit and raw edge that Batman Begins had and that chick from Secretary was in it. I saw the new James Bond preview… looks like the first decent Bond since Sean Connery. http://007.com/

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/20/2008 7:49:04 PM

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shoulda taken me with ya

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/20/2008 8:21:12 PM

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Her baby, lemme' get your sammich to spread... I mean... um... lemme' get your some sammich spread.

You have the nicest ________ and your _______ is so full and round it makes me wanna put my ____ in your _____ and just ram you with violent penetration… Taking you for my own pleasure while showing terms disregard for yours. Mounting you and using you because I find your beauty so attractive and inspiring.

OK, how did I miss this last night? LOL

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/20/2008 8:37:49 PM

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shoulda taken me with ya

shoulda moved to Daytona not Tampa

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/20/2008 8:41:19 PM

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Her baby, lemme' get your sammich to spread... I mean... um... lemme' get your some sammich spread.

You have the nicest ________ and your _______ is so full and round it makes me wanna put my ____ in your _____ and just ram you with violent penetration… Taking you for my own pleasure while showing terms disregard for yours. Mounting you and using you because I find your beauty so attractive and inspiring.

OK, how did I miss this last night? LOL

Wyld, it's like Mad Libs for perverts...

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/20/2008 9:03:41 PM

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Now THERE'S an idea, DRH! You wanna start the thread or should I??

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/20/2008 9:06:44 PM

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LOL, I was thinking about that earlier but have been swamped with the joys of motherhood (read that as: laundry and misc. shit that I can throw out while they are spending the day away), so I didn't do it. Feel free to take a stab at it. I'm sure I'll play along.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 7/21/2008 8:58:15 AM

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shoulda taken me with ya

shoulda moved to Daytona not Tampa

SHoulda offered me a job before I got this one ;)

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 8/26/2008 3:56:09 AM

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After living in my new place for so long it’s no longer really a “new place”, I finally started decorating the other day. I looked through the boxes and got out my paintings and knickknacks. I didn’t really understand why I had delayed it so long until wave after wave of emotion hit me while I went through the mementos and knickknacks. I realized I have never in all my life had to set up a home alone before.

So there I was decorating… and I did a good job. The place looks good, feels more like home now. However, this means I can now add decorating to my list of recent domestic duties. Between my excellent cooking, immaculate cleaning (except that one dishwasher incident) and tasteful decorating skills, I fear I am going gay!

I truly have become my own bitch… but the place good!

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 8/26/2008 7:27:51 AM

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Too funny....I bet your nails are in better condition than mine....uh....checks self for my parts...yep, I am a female!

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 8/26/2008 8:14:12 AM

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I refuse to say anything about how housework ruins my nails… that is just way tooo gay! LMAO I do get manicures and found a place locally that does and nice job. It’s been many years since I found a REAL manicurist that has the pumice for a man’s nails. Those other fake ass ‘square nails’ places don’t even have the pumice to take the ridges down. They wanted to paint a coat of clear … bunch of whackos! Men’s nails are to be waxed and buffed, not painted. I guess I am highly opinionated when it comes to finger nail fashion.

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 8/26/2008 8:50:24 AM

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I refuse to say anything about how housework ruins my nails… that is just way tooo gay! LMAO

*snort*
It's when you really start talking with a lisp and begin prancing around that'll have a few people wondering! But iffin you ever do, well........... roflmao

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 8/26/2008 8:53:04 AM

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sorry Daddy'sRed im here sorry i was late You want me to what with what for what? Really? ummm OK

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 8/26/2008 8:55:44 AM

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~hides nails under my ass~

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RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- - 8/26/2008 9:19:23 AM

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Roofing nails or finishing nails, tammy?

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