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cjan -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/8/2008 8:09:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: puppen

Quit pissing on my orgasm.

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See ? you're catching on, pup. Lotta ways to O.



puppen -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 4:56:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

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ORIGINAL: puppen

Quit pissing on my orgasm.

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See ? you're catching on, pup. Lotta ways to O.

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That can't be sanitary!

...Ew! Thanks for filling my head with THAT idea![sm=slappy.gif]



cjan -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 9:08:40 AM)

You're welcome, pup. You're a youngun and have plenty of head space to fill. Btw, urine is sterile, just ask pissthirstysub. It makes your hair shiny and manageable too.



CalifChick -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 9:12:25 AM)

Did you just call her an airhead??  [sm=m23.gif]

Cali



puppen -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 9:17:51 AM)

Cali, you instigator, you.
[:D]



CalifChick -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 9:19:07 AM)

Moi???  I am innocent and sweet and shy and ubersubbly.


PollyannaCali



puppen -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 9:20:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

You're welcome, pup. You're a youngun and have plenty of head space to fill. Btw, urine is sterile, just ask pissthirstysub. It makes your hair shiny and manageable too.


...Does that mean he has to pee in my hair!? [:'(] [:'(] [:'(]



CalifChick -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 9:21:47 AM)

I wanna see him do that trick over the phone.  Video please.

Cali "just call me Rob" Lowe



puppen -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 9:22:12 AM)

Yeah, and I've never orgasmed before.

OH WAIT.

That's now REALLY a lie!
YES! [:D]

...Instigator.



cjan -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 11:39:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: puppen

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

You're welcome, pup. You're a youngun and have plenty of head space to fill. Btw, urine is sterile, just ask pissthirstysub. It makes your hair shiny and manageable too.


...Does that mean he has to pee in my hair!? [image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s8.gif[/image] [image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s8.gif[/image] [image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s8.gif[/image]



Not at all. Piss ships rather well, I would think ( you'd have to check wif Cali on that  ) . However, it's all about the delivery system and not about your shiny, manageable hair, yanno.



Sundowner -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 11:51:48 AM)

 




Oh puppen  [sm=smile.gif]



purepleasure -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 1:19:33 PM)

y'all leave puppen alone!  c'mere so the LADIES can protect you.

sheesh... put some fresh meat out and see what kind of mayhem develops.



cjan -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 2:06:54 PM)

Watch out for purple, puppen, she [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/whisper.gif[/image] eats pussy . Not that there's anything wrong with it. Just sayin'. Her cute li'l bud Odi, on the other hand is sweet and completely trust worthy.Oh, and oozes psychedelic goo too. Lick it, you'll like it is her motto.



CalifChick -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 2:19:26 PM)

I dun think odi is around. I had frog legs for lunch yesterday.  [sm=injured.gif]

Cali



odioustoad -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 5:18:35 PM)

*leaps in in a single hop*

imma here!

and yep, my special lickable toad goo is sweet, musky and desired by many.  you just have to know the right spot to lick!  [;)]



Sundowner -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 11:37:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan

Watch out for purple, puppen, she [sm=whisper.gif] eats pussy . Not that there's anything wrong with it. Just sayin'. Her cute li'l bud Odi, on the other hand is sweet and completely trust worthy.Oh, and oozes psychedelic goo too. Lick it, you'll like it is her motto.



cj!!!!! You almost make the sacred activity sound a bit iffy! You'll have your pussy-eating card at risk if you're not careful.




WyldHrt -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/9/2008 11:58:20 PM)

Umm... is their an annual test required for that card? If so, are volunteers needed??
Jus askin...



puppen -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/10/2008 4:38:10 AM)

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So I can't hide behind Purps because she's got a pussy eating card, but if I do any licking anywhere I should haul Odi into the closet as to have a mind-blowing experience, all the while taking care to worry about the delivery of piss, but not to worry about my shiny, manageable hair as Cjan gets HIS pussy-eating card revoked?




odioustoad -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/10/2008 6:05:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: puppen

[sm=runaway.gif]

So I can't hide behind Purps because she's got a pussy eating card, but if I do any licking anywhere I should haul Odi into the closet as to have a mind-blowing experience, all the while taking care to worry about the delivery of piss, but not to worry about my shiny, manageable hair as Cjan gets HIS pussy-eating card revoked?




you don't have to drag me into the closet to have a mind blowing experience, LOL, i'm open to blowing... errm.. i mean.. sharing an experience of a lifetime.... yeah, that's it... almost anywhere.

and purple is nice  (shup holl-parts, raindrop, and hotty) and wouldn't do anything she... oops... you... didn't want to.  really, you can trust her.

As for CJ's pussy eating card... i hope you mean his buy 5, get one free at his local Chinese buffet place.  Cuz he's a good toad licker, and if he eats pussy half as well, his card should NEVER be revoked.



puppen -> RE: First Orgasm! (7/10/2008 6:09:03 AM)

*SNERK*

I knew there was a reason I liked you, Odi.

...So, open blowing? [;)]



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