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Suburban sex in the news - 7/10/2008 12:34:41 PM   
RealityLicks


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Firefighters used bolt cutters to free a man of 42 from a titanium chastity belt he had put on before realising neither he nor his girlfriend had the key.



http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23514642-details/Keyless+chastity+belt+leaves+man+feeling+the+pinch/article.do

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RE: Suburban sex in the news - 7/10/2008 12:38:58 PM   
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RE: Suburban sex in the news - 7/10/2008 12:40:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'd just like to add:  I'm 42 and I live in London but I'm not the guy in the story. OK!?!

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RE: Suburban sex in the news - 7/10/2008 12:52:58 PM   
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RE: Suburban sex in the news - 7/10/2008 1:34:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oddly enough I feel for the guy Imagine having all the firefighters wonder why his wife locks his cock up at the end of the night.

I mean it could go either way.

"Man that guys cock is so amazing to his ol' lady that she keeps it under lock and key"

Or

" Man that guys life must suck, his wife just locked his poor package away as a sign that it isn't worth the light of day.... poor bastard"

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RE: Suburban sex in the news - 7/10/2008 9:48:04 PM   
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RE: Suburban sex in the news - 7/11/2008 6:56:41 AM   
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Having sex? Call 911Posted 7/10/2008 6:05 PM EDT on thestarpress Do you call the cops when you have sex?
Or does your 9-year-old take care of that phone call for you?
One couple had the luxury of the New Castle Police Department showing up during their afternoon love making. The couple’s daughter awoke from a nap and was scared when she heard her mother screaming. What she saw in her parents’ bedroom scared her even more, so much so that she called police.
I guess this is a risk for anyone with a child that’s learned the basics of how, and when to call 911. And a reminder to keep the noise down when slipping between the sheets in the middle of the day.
As one police officer said, “I don’t know if it was news worthy, but it was squadroom funny.”
And, it’s not the first time police have been called in the heat of passion. A couple years ago New Castle police were called after a child woke up and saw legs sticking up out of a car parked outside. Just like this time around, the child worried that someone inside the car needed help.
Both times, the police report likely carried these same  words: “no offense observed.”

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RE: Suburban sex in the news - 7/11/2008 8:07:11 PM   
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RE: Suburban sex in the news - 7/11/2008 10:28:17 PM   
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