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Aileen1968 -> Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 3:25:47 AM)

I never get a night away without my little ones.  Well, today is one of those days...going to a wedding this evening and staying overnight.  So just like clockwork, it never fails, I got my period about five minutes ago.  Some days it just sucks to be female.    Fuck!
Ok...rant over.



Rumtiger -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 3:30:46 AM)

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

If you wanna make yourself feel better, you can use it to play one hell of a practical joke on the bride. Thats what i'd do if I was a chick and at a wedding with an open bar.



Aileen1968 -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 3:33:36 AM)

I'm just pissed because I'm bloated and the cramps have already started.
And I can't sleep nude tonight.  I only get to sleep nude rarely and tonight was gonna be one of those nights.  [:(]



Rumtiger -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 3:38:24 AM)

Ah yes, when the bed becomes canvas for a scarlet Pollock.

...I think i'd actually buy something like that.




Aileen1968 -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 3:46:57 AM)

Eeew!



Rumtiger -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 3:49:55 AM)

And you consider yourself an appreciator of art, hmph!




Aileen1968 -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 3:52:35 AM)

I actually had your little scenario happen to me on a cruise ship...long medical story... it wasn't pleasant and looked like a murder scene.



Rumtiger -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 3:55:53 AM)

I'm having the bed scene from the godfather running through my head.



puppen -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 5:26:34 AM)

Oh, oh my...

I feel for you. I think I hate the fatigue more than I loathe the cramps. There's just nothing pleasant about waking up and feeling exhausted for no reason.
[>:]



Aileen1968 -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 5:32:32 AM)

Rummy...it did look a bit like that minus the horse head.
Puppen...I don't get tired.  I just gain about six pounds of water weight.



Aynne -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 5:35:34 AM)

Take diuretics starting now, they will work.  God I hate the surprise ones, that sucks babe. I feel for ya.[:-]



parttimehotty -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 5:52:58 AM)

[sm=dancer.gif]Menopause ROCKS!!!



sirsholly -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 6:02:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

[sm=dancer.gif]Menopause ROCKS!!!


except you have to be ELDERLY to get there...

now hobble off and take your Geritol



parttimehotty -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 6:08:06 AM)

[sm=chug.gif] Mmmmm, Geritol......Good stuff!!!!



sirsholly -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 6:59:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

[sm=chug.gif] Mmmmm, Geritol......Good stuff!!!!


washing it down with prune juice, no doubt.



parttimehotty -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 7:51:00 AM)

[sm=ass.gif]Pffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttt.......STAND BACK! It's starting to work! 

**Stand back? Nah, come closer**



sirsholly -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 7:54:21 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

[sm=ass.gif]Pffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttt.......STAND BACK! It's starting to work! 

**Stand back? Nah, come closer**


pass the HAZMAT suit...



BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 8:01:28 AM)

Aileen, I don't think I ever went on a vacation that I didn't start my period (before my hysterectomy).

It was sooooooooo aggravating!

I remember going to the beach once, years ago, and was determined to go in the water.  Put in a tampon and had some fun in the water until everything was soaked. [&:]

Later that night, the news reported that fishermen had caught the largest shark ever for that area, off of the pier about 100 yards from where I was swimming, while I was swimming!  [sm=hewah.gif]

Needless to say, I didn't go back in the water.



GreedyTop -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 8:48:37 AM)

omg, Angel...lol

Aileen.. *hug* I know how you feel.



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Grrrrrrr!!!!!!! (7/11/2008 8:50:10 AM)

dont force me to call you...i have your # you know....fear me...i can phone at any time....wooooo scary....and then you'll really have your period....



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