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adksubswitch -> Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 3:45:08 PM)

I recently was introduced to the lifestyle by someone who described himself as "edgier" in the bedroom.  I was curious and one thing led to another and I met him twice.  No intercourse took place but I was left feeling confused on my feelings.  I then decided I did want to pursue a relationship with him as he indicated he would have ample free time and wanted to make me his "bitch in training".  After several great e-mailing sessions and a couple chat sessions, he doesn't seem to have any time for me.  I think I was taken for a ride!  Any thoughts on this.  He does live 2 1/2 hrs from me but has time to go to the city and to the sports bars and to concerts and to go canoeing.  Not time for me however even though he wants me to call him "Master". 




NumberSix -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 3:47:55 PM)

I'm pretty edgie.

Wanna watch me stand a quarter on its side, while I slap the dogfuck outta you?

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CalifChick -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 3:48:42 PM)

I'll quote the title of a favorite book of mine:  He's just not that into you.

Cali




CalifChick -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 3:50:34 PM)

Geez Ron, be kinder to the freshies.  You probably could have had that one.  She doesn't seem to be the "slapping dogfuck" kind, at first glance.

Cali




DesFIP -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 3:54:59 PM)

Bet his only edgy stuff has taken place online, which is why he went looking for someone not nearby.
Move on, this isn't working, is really all you need to know.




NumberSix -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 3:55:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Geez Ron, be kinder to the freshies.  You probably could have had that one.  She doesn't seem to be the "slapping dogfuck" kind, at first glance.

Cali



LOL..........she's creaming her jeans right now, going 'Oh, goodness!  What a nasty boy!!!!' She is looking up UHAUL as we speak.  You gotta know how to read 'em, kid.

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adksubswitch -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 4:07:04 PM)

Last thing I expected online in a forum called Ask the Master was more abuse.  Didn't realize this community was full of creeps like NumberSix




batshalom -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 4:13:02 PM)

Don't mind Ron, adk. He's basically harmless. He just has an edgy sense of humor.




NumberSix -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 4:17:26 PM)

LOL,

Here comes the fragile shit.  Uhhhh........ok, we are off to a bad start here, kid.

Forget words like edgy, lifestyle, submissive and slave.  All that kinda shit, and don't analyze what some two-bit fuckwad (reference: quarter) lays on your head on the net.

If you have to be cooed and convinced, and beguiled with pretty words and led to believe that  some mystical knowledge exists in some 'mensamind' because you are shaking in your boots, because you can't have a conversation that allows you to ask basic questions, or that someone who can write flowery prose can convince you that is exactly how they are in this milieu, well then you don't  have a clue about me, because I can put noodles on your ears, and you are looking at the wrong things in the first place,  you don't know enough yet.

Girls?

Am I fuckin' stupid or what?

Ron Melby.    

edited to add:  Yup, you are absolutely right, I am a fuckin' creep of the first order, and should we meet, with me you are as safe as in god's pocket.....something that is not entirely true in this old world........but that in the chips.





adksubswitch -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 4:20:10 PM)

Sorry for taking offense Six.  I still think you look like Hannibal Lecter... 




simpleplan2 -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 4:20:57 PM)

Never mind.




NumberSix -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 4:24:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: adksubswitch

Sorry for taking offense Six.  I still think you look like Hannibal Lecter... 


I absolutely love that idea, as anyone out here will tell you.

So; when you wanna pop by the house, let me stand a quarter on its side, maybe eat a little brain tofu?

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adksubswitch -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 4:53:08 PM)

Sure dear, anytime!  :)




CalifChick -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 4:58:18 PM)

Awwww, ain't love grand?

Cali




Thadius -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 5:08:18 PM)

I love it when a plan comes together... oops wrong Hanibal.

Tal my friend,

I see you are slinging prose with the best of them these days,  I enjoyed the symbolism.

I wish you well,
Thadius




windchymes -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 5:27:42 PM)

Ok, I'll 'splain it.....he was only looking for an online diversion, as you said, a "bitch in training".  He had some fun with you.  Like many many many people in here, he was not looking for a relationship, only for a bitch in training.  He trained you.  He had a good time and figures you did, too.  He's done and has moved on.  He apparently has someone(s) in his life that he goes to sports bars, concerts and canoeing with.  It happens a LOT here.  It sucks, it hurts, most of us here have gone through it and have lived to be more cautious next time. Just forget him, it's a big candy store.

(And Ron really is one of the good guys [:)] )




lronitulstahp -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 5:37:47 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NumberSix

I'm pretty edgie.

Wanna watch me stand a quarter on its side, while I slap the dogfuck outta you?

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AH!!!  But Mr.Ron... can You stand a girl on her side and slap the dogfuck outta a quarter???   Weal Twue Masters are versatile.....[;)]

and OP...i go with Cali 
quote:

He's just not that into you




NumberSix -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 5:40:41 PM)

The quarter is a diversion.

I'm gonna slap the dogfuck outta you, don't care what you offer me.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with you begging to pay me to give me head.

I am realistic, after all is said and done.

You can owe me, I ain't that hard a Master.

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Quivver -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 5:44:47 PM)

Hugs 6 .... hows the thistle crop this year?  Nettle fields being tended to??  [sm=poke.gif]




NumberSix -> RE: Long Distance Dom (7/11/2008 5:47:58 PM)

I come home every weekend and knock down thistle.

Nettle?  I get rid of it immediately.

'APPARENTLY' that shit don't work.

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