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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 5:44:22 PM

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 9:50:37 PM

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 9:57:41 PM

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 9:58:56 PM

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:34:32 PM

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 10:53:10 PM

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Well since I work graveyards... I know its gonna be a horrible day when my asshole boss comes in and is mad for no reason and takes it out on me. When he asks you to call him at 4am so he can come into work and doesn't show up til 6 or 7am. Then when you get home you get a barage of texts on your phone from said boss telling you how stupid you are, what a shitty job you did, blah blah blah and that you have the night off ... ONLY to go to sleep and make plans for your night off and he calls and tells you to get your ass into work... * yes all of the above have happened to me.... *

Or here is another one... I thought I would do something nice for said boss since his birthday is Sun... * he turns 50* and he screws up my plans only to be a bigger butt weasle than any other day.... Tells everyone at the office not to bother with his birthday because the stupid cu*t of a office manager * ME* pissed him off ... over nothing at all....

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/17/2008 11:32:31 PM

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I know it is going to be a bad day when I oversleep and have to get all the young ones up and rush them to school.

I know it is going to be a bad day when I pour a bowl of cereal only to find out when I open the fridge that I have no milk.

I know it is going to be a bad day when I go to get in the car and go to work to find one of the tires is flat.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 12:01:59 AM

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Well since I work graveyards... I know its gonna be a horrible day when my asshole boss comes in and is mad for no reason and takes it out on me. When he asks you to call him at 4am so he can come into work and doesn't show up til 6 or 7am. Then when you get home you get a barage of texts on your phone from said boss telling you how stupid you are, what a shitty job you did, blah blah blah and that you have the night off ... ONLY to go to sleep and make plans for your night off and he calls and tells you to get your ass into work... * yes all of the above have happened to me.... *

Or here is another one... I thought I would do something nice for said boss since his birthday is Sun... * he turns 50* and he screws up my plans only to be a bigger butt weasle than any other day.... Tells everyone at the office not to bother with his birthday because the stupid cu*t of a office manager * ME* pissed him off ... over nothing at all....

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this all sounds like it's time for a different job, darlin....

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 12:03:39 AM

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Well since I work graveyards... I know its gonna be a horrible day when my asshole boss comes in and is mad for no reason and takes it out on me. When he asks you to call him at 4am so he can come into work and doesn't show up til 6 or 7am. Then when you get home you get a barage of texts on your phone from said boss telling you how stupid you are, what a shitty job you did, blah blah blah and that you have the night off ... ONLY to go to sleep and make plans for your night off and he calls and tells you to get your ass into work... * yes all of the above have happened to me.... *

Or here is another one... I thought I would do something nice for said boss since his birthday is Sun... * he turns 50* and he screws up my plans only to be a bigger butt weasle than any other day.... Tells everyone at the office not to bother with his birthday because the stupid cu*t of a office manager * ME* pissed him off ... over nothing at all....

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this all sounds like it's time for a different job, darlin....

INDEED.... and am looking... I just get fed up because I do so much at my job and it sucks ..... p.s. my boss is bipolar... and a raging alcoholic... and doesnt take care of himself... so his ups are few and far between its his downs that are the bitch ...

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 6:41:07 AM

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ORIGINAL: angelicbitch

Well since I work graveyards... I know its gonna be a horrible day when my asshole boss comes in and is mad for no reason and takes it out on me. When he asks you to call him at 4am so he can come into work and doesn't show up til 6 or 7am. Then when you get home you get a barage of texts on your phone from said boss telling you how stupid you are, what a shitty job you did, blah blah blah and that you have the night off ... ONLY to go to sleep and make plans for your night off and he calls and tells you to get your ass into work... * yes all of the above have happened to me.... *

Or here is another one... I thought I would do something nice for said boss since his birthday is Sun... * he turns 50* and he screws up my plans only to be a bigger butt weasle than any other day.... Tells everyone at the office not to bother with his birthday because the stupid cu*t of a office manager * ME* pissed him off ... over nothing at all....

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this all sounds like it's time for a different job, darlin....

And basis for a law suit.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 10:55:26 AM

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When I get up and put my bare foot in cat puke!!!

However my bad day was yesterday and nothing happened to forewarn me.........maybe it was delayed???

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 11:06:12 AM

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Your Dr. calls and asks you when you can come to the office.

Yikes I have had that one too. My doctor called me at work once (herself, not one of the receptionists) and also asked me to bring someone else with me!!!!! It wasn't a good day.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 11:08:21 AM

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*hugs wandersalone* yeah, those days really suck. I'll have the catpuke/barefeet instead.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 11:11:45 AM

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Last Time I was called into the Doc's Office I was given Diabetes.... sure they said I had already had it but I just find it suspisious it didn't show up till I got there.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 11:13:02 AM

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hugs you back....

One of the bonuses of having had one of those phone calls is that stuff that used to annoy me (traffic jams, no food in the house, misplacing my car keys) don't seem so bad any more!!!!!

Iain.... I hope you are ok after the accident last night.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 11:15:53 AM

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I know its a bad day when I get a call at 5 am from my mom that begins with the words "i know its early, sorry to wake you, but I think I broke <insert electronic device here>." Makes me almost wish I didnt have the geek gift of taking stuff outta boxes and making it work sans instructions.

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 11:56:56 AM

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You know it is going to be a bad day when the phone rings at 2AM and you this conversation:

"Dad, I kinda was drinking and...."
Me: "Did you wreck the car?"
Son: "Well, no, didnt even dint the car."
Me: "Why are you calling me?"
Son: "Well, I need someone to bail me out of jail."
Me: "Didnt you move out six months ago saying it would be better living by yourself with no rules? Something about you can take care of yourself?"
Son: "Well, yeah, so?"
Me: "Then I suggest you get comfortable until your hearing."
CLICK

Wait, that was a good day. The day my son began to take responsibility for his own mistakes.

A bad day would be arriving at work and finding the IRS, FBI and the Sixty Minutes News crew waiting for you......

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 12:18:13 PM

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hugs you back.... One of the bonuses of having had one of those phone calls is that stuff that used to annoy me (traffic jams, no food in the house, misplacing my car keys) don't seem so bad any more!!!!!

Iain.... I hope you are ok after the accident last night.

Thanks for asking.........yes I'm OK.......apart from my pride....lol

I'm much more worried about GT and our friendship more than anything else..........Its been tested lately.....

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 12:22:12 PM

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You know it is going to be a bad day when the phone rings at 2AM and you this conversation:

"Dad, I kinda was drinking and...."
Me: "Did you wreck the car?"
Son: "Well, no, didnt even dint the car."
Me: "Why are you calling me?"
Son: "Well, I need someone to bail me out of jail."
Me: "Didnt you move out six months ago saying it would be better living by yourself with no rules? Something about you can take care of yourself?"
Son: "Well, yeah, so?"
Me: "Then I suggest you get comfortable until your hearing."
CLICK

Wait, that was a good day. The day my son began to take responsibility for his own mistakes.

A bad day would be arriving at work and finding the IRS, FBI and the Sixty Minutes News crew waiting for you......

OMG!! i love your parenting technique! i've seen so many parents bail their kids out of jail, whatever time after time & the kids are still irresponsible brats in their 30's, 40's & even older...congratulations....

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RE: You know it's going to be a bad day when? - 7/18/2008 12:23:00 PM

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Waking up in a state other than the one I live in............... with people I didn't know.....has been the start of a few pretty crappy mornings........

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