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KCMOLucky -> Keep your Jesus off my Penis! (11/14/2005 11:14:18 PM)

Bound to piss people off (pardon the pun), but a funny, nonetheless.

http://jesuspenis.ericschwartz.com/media/video/JP_Full2.wmv

Sorry about that, folks... dont know what happened. All better now!



FangsNfeet -> RE: Keep your Jesus off my Penis! (11/15/2005 6:35:13 AM)

I'm getting PAGE CANNOT BE FOUND

I'm still waiting to read about Mary sightings on a persons penis.



girl4you2 -> RE: Keep your Jesus off my Penis! (11/15/2005 7:09:45 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KCMOLucky

Bound to piss people off (pardon the pun), but a funny, nonetheless.

http://jesuspenis.ericschwartz.com/media/video/JP_Full2.wmv

Sorry about that, folks... dont know what happened. All better now!

that was soooooo good, and so full of truth that even being funny made it funny!



MadameDahlia -> RE: Keep your Jesus off my Penis! (11/15/2005 4:01:45 PM)

I spotted that ages ago and had to remind myself that others were sleeping in the house - and my laughter would not be appreciated.



mnottertail -> RE: Keep your Jesus off my Penis! (11/15/2005 5:49:41 PM)

Take your memories;
Leave my sweater,
Keep your Jesus off my Penis......

Ain't that song already been done?

Mystified.

Ron



LadyAngelika -> RE: Keep your Jesus off my Penis! (11/15/2005 6:31:23 PM)

Damn, does that mean no more baby jesus butt plug?

- LA



mnottertail -> RE: Keep your Jesus off my Penis! (11/15/2005 6:54:46 PM)

I am in wonderment, LadyAngelika, if you look at it in the light just right, it looks like it may be a Soloman Rushdie butt plug.

Another great smile,

Ron
Hey, nice shoes!



NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Keep your Jesus off my Penis! (11/16/2005 9:38:07 PM)

It's giving me an error message. I'm not quite sure what's going on. However, the title alone reminds me of a quote that my friends and I use regularly. We refer to a guy with a huge cock as a "Jesus Penis". Here's the lovely story. Years ago, while participating in a rather rowdy orgy, one of my friends, Darren, glances over right as another friend, Dan, pulled out his cock (which is roughly thirteen inches in length and god knows how many in girth. All I know is that it could efficiently take out a medium sized farm animal with one blow). All I see is Darren's eyes widening, jaw dropping and he suddenly shouts "JESUS! WHAT IS HE DOING?! CLUBBING SEALS?!" Needless to say, hilarity (and one hell of an orgy) ensued. Big cocks have been "Jesus Penises" since then.



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