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RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo - 8/29/2008 5:27:34 PM

Saratov

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ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial

So..I can rent a ...uh..Jenna uh...erm...( here at the bottom )
I think I would rather use my hand...with cow flop as lube...ech

Each to their own kink.

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RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo - 8/29/2008 11:10:20 PM

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Wow. Just freaking... wow. And how can you tell if they are sterilized? Sniff it? Oh THAT just sounds delicious! :gag:

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RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo - 8/30/2008 1:13:03 AM

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Haha

I signed up for more information... wonder what they'll send, if anything XD

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RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo - 8/30/2008 1:59:33 AM

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There is something wrong with someone who has to "RENT" a sex toy.... I mean they are not that expensive that you cant run to the local smut shop and pick one up!! And its not like buying a hand gun for god's sake.. they don't ask you for vital info when purchasing them!!!!!!!!! That is just not right on SOOOOOO many levels.
And another thing.... I don't think I would want to be the person who got to open the box of returned toys

!!!!!!!!! Ewwwwwwww just EWWWWWWWW

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RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo - 8/30/2008 2:17:54 AM

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Wow, the Tera Patrick Ultimate Love Doll is the spitting image of her... I honestly can't see the difference...

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RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo - 8/30/2008 6:38:45 AM

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They've been around about six years I think, I don't know how successful they are, but there is a law that sex toys are non returnable for a reason.
Their cleaning system is patent pending not patented, which means basically that its not been rejected yet.
Having been a recipient of a unwanted/returned but used toy, I can tell you it was a major grossness, and the reason why you get a RM number from most sex toy sellers is you explain what you are sending back, no nasty surprises.
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RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo - 8/30/2008 7:07:14 AM

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" ... $49.99 for the Golden Dildo plan with three toys out and priority to receive new, unused toys as rentals."

Where do I sign up?

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RE: WTF Rent-a-dildo - 8/30/2008 1:46:04 PM

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The idewa, if you can get past the icky factor to me is kind of appealing actually. I've often wished there was ways to check out a toy before buying, that way you know it's not a dud in the ooooooooooooooh factor before you even buy it. Or that there won;'t be design flaws, like a crappy battery box allowing batteries to slide about in the case, there for making the toy that was supposed to be a vibrator, simply a dildo.