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AquaticSub -> Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 9:39:42 AM)

So a few days ago I caught half of a Jerry Springer show (yeah I know it's dumb TV but I was getting my nails done and they had it playing). The theme of the show must have been "I need to tell my spouse something" because the first guy they brought out talked about how he had this fetish that he wanted to introduce his wife to. But instead of just telling Jerry what it was, he got really excited and said that he wanted to show him. So he brought out the woman who he has been paying to help indulge him, they got in a inflatable tub and he started smearing food all over her. Specially, giant cans of chili beans, nacho cheese, sour cream, and fritos. By the time they bring his wife out, both he and this woman (who the wife has never met or heard of before) are covered with food. She starts freaking out and I honestly can't blame her too much.

I didn't see the tail end of that segment and I couldn't help but thinking "You know, there were so many better ways to let your wife know about your kink. Like starting small with whipped cream!" Can you think of any other "How to *not* introduce your partner to kink" tales, be they true or make-believe?

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HalloweenWhite -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 9:54:38 AM)

This is all he ever does on his show-humiliate people. Its either fixed or the people going on the show to "confess" something really are that daft to think everything will be ok after.



SteelofUtah -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 10:21:11 AM)

The Kink is called Sploshing and thier are sites dedicated to it. As with most fetishes the person with the fetish has taken this desire to the extreme so breaking his wife in slowly most likely would not have worked as he would not have gotten enjoyment from it.

I find CEO's who do the Adult Baby thing are a kin in this they go ALL the way thier wifes usually would not understand. Does that make it right to go elsewhere .... not at all, however I understand wanting something and knowing you won't get it from your wife. Eventually you need to ask yourself what is more important what you want or what you already have. Sadly you really rarely can have your cake and eat it too.

Steel

One thing you shouldn't do is get your wife into watersports by peeing on her when she is asleep they tend to wake up upset for some reason ...... no I have never actually done that. Just saying ... BAD IDEA.



sirsholly -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 10:25:28 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah



One thing you shouldn't do is get your wife into watersports by peeing on her when she is asleep they tend to wake up upset for some reason ......

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]



GreedyTop -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 10:31:29 AM)

actually, someone did that to me once.. and I had one of the most intense orgasms!



sirsholly -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 10:35:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

actually, someone did that to me once.. and I had one of the most intense orgasms!


peed on you while you were sleeping?



GreedyTop -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 10:38:06 AM)

yep :)



hlen5 -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 10:49:29 AM)

The topic reminds me of a cartoon I saw once. There's a guy suspended over the bed in full scuba gear holding a fishing spear. The woman is in bed, knees up to her chest cowering under the sheet. He says "You've never done this before, have you??"



VirginPotty -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 11:09:29 AM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

actually, someone did that to me once.. and I had one of the most intense orgasms!


[sm=lalala.gif]



boytoy4female -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 11:11:13 AM)

Watersports in bed? Grabbing my water ski and vest and hopping under the covers....Wheeeeeeeee



SteelofUtah -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 11:33:22 AM)

**WICKED EVIL THOUGHTS ABOUT GREEDY**

GT you know I have never done it but I am fasinated as hell too why would you say such a thing. Now I have to find out how andi feels about it and then you two will have to talk to figure out who's cleaning it all up.

**Gets out a pad of paper and a pen and starts to write down all the issues that will need to be addressed just do I can pee on Greedy Top**

Steel

(Yeah I'm waiting for your call now)



MizSexyVixen -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 11:42:04 AM)

*gets out the rubber sheets



thornhappy -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 3:50:20 PM)

* runs to get the crisco *



PrincessJ77 -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 4:24:16 PM)

I don't need or want to housebreak a spouse. I had enough problems house breaking the pup.  Cute little bugger peed on 3 beds in one night.  We only had 2 bedrooms.  After getting the youngun's bed, came into my bed, peed on it.  As I changed my sheets, he finished off on the first bed.   Grrrr


Now how the ex did introduce me to it was sweet.  I was woke up late, he overslept, so after dinner that evening, he said things would change....  he took me over his knee....and the painslut was born.



MistressK1964 -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 4:41:07 PM)

My slave/hubby has so many fetishes, with him its never a dull moment. LOL



AquaticSub -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 5:46:22 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

actually, someone did that to me once.. and I had one of the most intense orgasms!


Amazingly, I've also been peed on while sleeping. However my reaction wasn't orgasms. I got the little bugger's fuzzy balls nipped. Oh kittens... [:D]



GreedyTop -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 5:47:13 PM)

*snort*



SirsPetAdrina -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/25/2008 11:00:53 PM)

Asher is my Master, not my babe



Sundowner -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/26/2008 11:34:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

actually, someone did that to me once.. and I had one of the most intense orgasms!


peed on you while you were sleeping?



It's not like it sounds holls - it was dark and I missed the door to the loo and it was a complete accident. Honestly.

And she just happened to be dreaming about someone from here (you know who you are) - pure coincidence.

And yes of course I apologised; I mean you feel so embarrassed in these situations don't you.



Sundowner -> RE: Ways to *not* introduce your spouse to your kink... (7/26/2008 11:41:05 AM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Can you think of any other "How to *not* introduce your partner to kink" tales, be they true or make-believe?


I guess this is not exactly fun.



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