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curios1 -> Technical help please (11/16/2005 5:47:56 AM)





Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,
which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products
and the only
solutionwas to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several
other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Rugby 4.5, and
Playboy=20
6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and
left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for
several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the
same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each
other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this
product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0
tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with
FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be
very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and
can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These
latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what
the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,
requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express
which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard
drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating
pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could
be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife
1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your
assets before uninstalling itself.

Help requested please?











Aileen68 -> RE: Technical help please (11/16/2005 7:49:10 AM)

I have heard of an add on pack for Wife 1.0 called Diamonds, Diamonds Everywhere which is somewhat on the expensive side, but tends to slow down the Wife 1.0 negative capabilities. This in turn allows Mistress 2005 to be installed and used properly with no detection from Wife 1.0




AlderTheKitty -> RE: Technical help please (11/16/2005 2:55:47 PM)

thats a good twist on that




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Technical help please (11/17/2005 12:45:45 AM)

True true, but then you have to worry about the new spyware, WifesBestFriend. It's everywhere, it's certainly not user friendly, and it always alerts Wife 1.0 of Mistress 1.0's presence. Once alerted, and after intentionally crashing your Saab 93 hard drive, Wife 1.0 tends to be self-updating. After all, it's never really been compatible with Player7.8.




michaelMI -> RE: Technical help please (11/17/2005 1:00:45 AM)

Plans are in the works for a new software that is compatible with Wife 1.0 called RichBoyFriend 5.0. it helps with compatibility between Wife 1.0 and Mistress 2005. Technical Support is currently working out some of the bugs since the intigration between Wife 1.0 and RichBoyFriend 5.0 tend to overwrite other programs and deletes vital files like LivingSpace 2.0 and Happiness 2005.

We regret this inconvenience and are attempting to correct these error.




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Technical help please (11/17/2005 2:41:38 AM)

LOL. This is awesome.




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