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Viva la difference... - 7/27/2008 9:27:53 PM

TreasureKY

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A WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
Huge boobs who owns
a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
The End

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RE: Viva la difference... - 7/27/2008 9:46:32 PM

Thadius

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Okay, where is the secret mic that is picking up my prayers...

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When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends." ~ Japanese Proverb

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