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6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:22:06 AM

aggressiveblkdom

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I had to post about this since I found it hilarious and somewhat confusing. A sub in my local area joined the site on 7/23. Now, on 7/29 her profile reads "I am collared by master****, no further inquiries". I may just be a bit old-fashioned but, lets see....SIX DAYS?! You heard me right people.... six, seis, sei, and however else the number can be translated. How can one go through the process of consideration seriously in 6 days, let alone be collared in that amount of time? What type of Dom would really go through that process in that short of a time period? Let's go to our first caller.....

RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:25:45 AM

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Heck I can collar one in 5 days.

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:34:17 AM

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fast reply

it happens - but don't worry, she'll be here posting questions to the fact he abused her and doesn't know what to do or wondering if that's standard in BDSM to having her look for another and she didn't agree to that before accept his collar or wants out of the relationship after pushing her no-limits status to the edge.

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:34:35 AM

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Sounds like a match that will last forever

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:40:09 AM

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well, i have had some say they want to collar me after 3 sentences in an IM. not getting collared on CM takes vigilance on my part.

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:43:17 AM

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I get a lot of emails like that from both sides of the spectrum because I'm listed as a switch.. I'll do anything collar me! or Email me now! I'll own you! ...Just consider it a free form of entertainment...:P

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:47:25 AM

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dammit ive been a member for 18 months..and not a one collar...guess im doing something wrong

note to people who dont do irony- 'i know my profile says not looking..i wrote it,...lol'

edited to read...oo look its been over two years....doesnt time fly when u're havin' fun.....xx

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:47:46 AM

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Sub frenzy-Dom idiocy.

Two things that go together, like peanut butter and chocolate!

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:48:38 AM

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hehe what you don't still get emails of nasty dirty things so and so would do to you if you were looking or from those who cannot read... I'm envious!

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:51:08 AM

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......... and they lived happily ever after.

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:51:36 AM

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~ Fast Reply ~

According to legend, the universe was created in 6 days. Are you saying that 'collaring' is more difficult than that?

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:52:37 AM

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Or ...

Maybe, just maybe ... She knew him before she joined.

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:57:07 AM

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Whats wrong about getting collared 6 days after joining? Maybe they both know that they are right for each other...they can both put it down to bad experience if it doesn't work out

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 7:57:07 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope

well, i have had some say they want to collar me after 3 sentences in an IM. not getting collared on CM takes vigilance on my part.

Gotta agree with this statement......long term, collared in 30 minutes or less...what do they think I am??? DOMINO'S?

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 8:05:17 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dnomyar
Heck I can collar one in 5 days.

I'll see your 5 and raise you to 4.
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quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope
well, i have had some say they want to collar me after 3 sentences in an IM. not getting collared on CM takes vigilance on my part.

kk... I see your 3 and open with collaring in first sentence.

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 8:07:04 AM

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*sniffs*

where's mine, RS??

I'm so wounded...

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 8:22:06 AM

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sorry.... but online collars just don't fit me quite right

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 8:22:13 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: opposingtwilight

Or ...

Maybe, just maybe ... She knew him before she joined.

oh you WOULD have to ruin it all with logic!

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 8:22:31 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope
well, i have had some say they want to collar me after 3 sentences in an IM. not getting collared on CM takes vigilance on my part.

kk... I see your 3 and open with collaring in first sentence.

unfolds before you, Sir.

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RE: 6 day member, now collared....WTF?!?! - 7/29/2008 8:34:07 AM

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quote:

What type of Dom would really go through that process in that short of a time period?

a horny one?

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