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ORIGINAL: tsatske
Raechard,
I thought that WAS your dick. I figured that for some reason you painted it with orange and blue stripes and gave it a little kitty face.

Hey, Man, who am I to judge? YKIOK by me, man...

A man was showing his new secretary how to use the software she needed for her job. She was a cute thing, and he decided to get flirty and see where it went.
When setting up her software profile, the computer asked for a password. Her boss told her to type in 'Penis'. She went a little stiff, thought about berating him, but, hey, she was new on the job, she needed the job... she just did what he asked without comment.
Immedeatly the screen flashed the message:
'Sorry, Password too short. Try again'