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ResidentSadist -> -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/5/2008 6:18:36 PM)
Sometimes when people like Lucvar do nice stuff in real life it’s just nice to embarrass… um… I mean thank them publicly. As declared in my signature I’ve come off of my sabbatical and went back to work on August 1st. It is truly a huge project and if it is successful the scope of profit is … well … embarrassing. But before it tell you about Lucivar I need to tell you about Jason and a particular website that has been in the hands of more pirates than I care to think about. The crux of my business project centers around a web site that was lost pirates once because of a webmaster’s mistake. While lamenting about this loss over several beers with my friend Jason, I didn’t know he made a mental note of the site name. Between the tears and the beers I explained how my British client was grossing over 5 million a year in sales using a certain marketing technique that required my use of the aforementioned web site. I went to details about how my Chinese client was doing over 6 million a year in sales using the same techniques. Being in the wholesale industry means you make about a dime on the dollar if it’s a good day. So supplying these corporations that are making millions meant we were only making a few hundred thousand. If I could get my retail up to par, it would mean a lot. Several more beers and we’re off onto another topic and chasing some of the local flora and fauna. Jason is good friend and we do more than just get drunk and get in trouble. He even helped haul a cage or two with his cable installation vans in his day. We are comrades helping each other and would give each other a leg up whenever needed. I had previously helped him by giving him a commercial address to get his satellite dish company started when he applied for his franchise license. And Jason, well he snatched up that web site I needed so badly from the jaws of pirates late last year. So now that my sabbatical is over and my days lounging by the pool overlooking the lake while being served by my ex slave are over, I’m actually going back to work and need to get that web site back and get it up and running. It was just yesterday that I had my registrar send an e-mail requesting the domain transfer to my name from my beer drinking satellite dish friend Jason. In fact, calling the satellite dish company is on my list of things to do for tomorrow… However I would’ve failed. Jason’s business has grown and my contact information for him is no longer valid. Jason closed or sold the old company and now only does commercial contracts. He also moved to a big house in the country! It might have taken quite a bit for me to track him down. Lucivar called me about fifteen minutes ago. He was kind of joking around with me and asked me if I had seen Jason. He told me of the business and personal changes in Jason’s life… then he lets on that he saw him today at a mutual friend’s place and gives me all the current contact info so I can my old web site back. Don’t let anyone know that Lucivar is a nice guy or that us Florida boys stick together! He just saved me a days work or more tracking my old friend down. THANKS AGAIN BRO, good looking out ! ! !

everhope -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/5/2008 6:33:14 PM)
wouldn't ya know it....i was over at last post to win thinking of taking him up on the offer to jump on his pole and you guys are doing biz....alright if it must be this way! psst... i have more Rorschach's stories, Sir

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/5/2008 8:28:17 PM)
Put the Rorschach's in the basket or it gets the hose again!

everhope -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/5/2008 9:20:20 PM)
it daintly picks up the Rorschach's and places in the basket, Sir.

NuevaVida -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/5/2008 9:21:11 PM)
Pfffft. I thought this was gonna be a thread about slaveluci...heh.... [8D]

GreedyTop -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/5/2008 10:04:02 PM)
snortsnicker

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 12:11:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: everhope it daintly picks up the Rorschach's and places in the basket, Sir. Greenskeepers - Lotion (Youtube) Talk about bondage, what happens when members of Devo, Japan, and the Psychedelic Furs are locked in a Los Angeles warehouse as the supergroup worked on the Polo Club soundtrack for one year??? You get some pretty wild music. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ More Greenskeeprs Stuff Greenskeepers music (MySpace) Greenskeepers - I Want A New Drug (YouTube) Greenskeepers (OM record company page) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FYI, besides stars like Devo, Japan and Psychedelic Furs being involved in the music, did you know that Buffalo Bill from the movie clips from Silence of the Lambs was played by Ted Levine… yes, the same that plays Monk on the TV series. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So what do your Rorschach cum spots look like baby? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida Pfffft. I thought this was gonna be a thread about slaveluci...heh.... Just put your “new life” in the basket… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop snortsnicker Shouldn’t laugh . . . the sadist just might make you put your asstart in the basket!

NuevaVida -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 12:16:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida Pfffft. I thought this was gonna be a thread about slaveluci...heh.... Just put your “new life” in the basket… Ha...as long as it's not a "to hell in a handbasket" sorta thing....hmm....

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 12:18:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida Pfffft. I thought this was gonna be a thread about slaveluci...heh.... Just put your “new life” in the basket… Ha...as long as it's not a "to hell in a handbasket" sorta thing....hmm.... I can only promise it will be "hot" baby.. very, very hot!

NuevaVida -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 12:19:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I can only promise it will be "hot" baby.. very, very hot! Hahaha, ok. Can I bring slaveluci with me, since I thought this thread was about her, and all...??

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 12:22:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I can only promise it will be "hot" baby.. very, very hot! Hahaha, ok. Can I bring slaveluci with me, since I thought this thread was about her, and all...?? Well... ok... does she take her clothes off when it gets really hot?

NuevaVida -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 12:22:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I can only promise it will be "hot" baby.. very, very hot! Hahaha, ok. Can I bring slaveluci with me, since I thought this thread was about her, and all...?? Well... ok... does she take her clothes off when it gets really hot? If she is in a basket with me...yes. [:D]

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 12:24:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist I can only promise it will be "hot" baby.. very, very hot! Hahaha, ok. Can I bring slaveluci with me, since I thought this thread was about her, and all...?? Well... ok... does she take her clothes off when it gets really hot? If she is in a basket with me...yes. [:D] Hmm... two slaves in a basket with a poly sadist. ... um... is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

NuevaVida -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 12:25:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Hmm... two slaves in a basket with a poly sadist. ... um... is it getting hot in here or is it just me? Two slaves in a basket. Sounds like a breakfast dish at IHOP.

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 12:27:08 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NuevaVida quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Hmm... two slaves in a basket with a poly sadist. ... um... is it getting hot in here or is it just me? Two slaves in a basket. Sounds like a breakfast dish at IHOP. Two slaves in a basket is required to make a good breast'fast.

GreedyTop -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 12:28:04 AM)
I'll put my asstart in the basket for ya anytime.......... grin

NuevaVida -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 12:28:14 AM)
Har har har....[8D]

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 1:06:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I'll put my asstart in the basket for ya anytime.......... grin If we came to find your asstart in my basket one morning, it would mean that the night before had gone very, very well. I would imagine that finding your asstart at my side in the morning just might inspire me to cook up some food for the both of us. But I might not unchain you and I would just leave you there in the bedroom. You would hear the grumblings from my kitchen as I made some nice cheesy scrambled eggs, a scoop of cottage cheese, some toast juice and coffee. Then when I returned with delicious plates of food and you went to say something polite and grateful about my bringing a delectable meal to bed… I would look you straight in the eye and with my best, deepest and most and masculine voice I would say, “be quiet and lay back . This morning you will be my plate.” I would pour juice in your naval and put eggs on your nipples. I might be using you as an object but I would be very polite. I would occasionally take some eggs, part your lips with my fingers and push food into your mouth. Between slurping cold juice from your belly button and eating hot and sticky eggs from your breasts, you just might enjoy serving as my plate and breast’fast table. I certainly know that I would enjoy taking a mouthful of juice and putting my lips to yours while I squirted into your mouth so you can drink too. Ah... and steaming hot fingers that I had dipped into the coffee... hmm, let me see where I can stick them? I like the thought of having you here for “breast’fist” at the petticoat junction. You can put your asstart in my basket anytime sweetheart.

GreedyTop -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 4:55:52 AM)
melt

everhope -> RE: -=Hey Luci (var)=- (8/6/2008 10:38:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop I'll put my asstart in the basket for ya anytime.......... grin I like the thought of having you here for “breast’fist” at the petticoat junction. You can put your asstart in my basket anytime sweetheart. wouldn't Greedy be more like dessert, being the asstart and all. thinking you would so appreciate dessert along with your breastfist, Sir.

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