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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/19/2008 5:44:43 AM   
servantheart


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Bugs.  The woods are full of BUGS. 


This is THE reason I don't do camping!    

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/19/2008 8:55:41 AM   
TheTXRanch


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Status: offline 		My advice... whether it be a doctor, law enforcement, or strangers, use complete honesty and they'll likely let you "off the hook". If he stayed put and talked to the officers, most likely they would have just let him go and had a good story to tell back at the station.

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/19/2008 9:07:08 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Bugs.  The woods are full of BUGS. 


So is your pillowcase ... heck ... so are your eyelids ... you just can't see 'em!

You know when you whack your bed & see all that "dust" go into the air & shows up in a beam of sunlight?  That's all shit from little mites eating  your dandruff & sloughed skin, etc.  So, if you were to count all those little dust specks ... you'd start to get a hint at how many bugs are crawling all over you every night!

Sweet dreams.




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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/19/2008 9:17:26 AM   
ClitCutter


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ORIGINAL: Maxwell67
We have recently found a wonderful wooded place to play, and we'll probably be camping often now that we know it is there.


A Dom friend & I have 120 acres between us, with >50 acres of hardwood forest, 100 head of deer & a babbling brook down the middle.  Lovely place to play ... now I've just gotta find a new sub who likes some outside rural play.  And, even if I don't find another quality sub or slave, I enjoy daily walks in the woods. 



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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/19/2008 1:22:32 PM   
subtee


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Status: offline 		Your SN is "ClitCutter" and you want to take a girl out into the woods?

~backs away~

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/19/2008 5:44:47 PM   
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ORIGINAL: subtee

Your SN is "ClitCutter" and you want to take a girl out into the woods?

~backs away~

 Yeah, that is a little scary!

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/19/2008 7:05:21 PM   
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Detective Jim Strovink, Clackamas County sheriff's spokesman, said a homeless woman spotted the couple and called police, believing the bound woman was being raped.


And people say we don't have a homeless problem in this country. 


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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/19/2008 8:36:30 PM   
Abaddon2u


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ORIGINAL: Pyrrsefanie

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Detective Jim Strovink, Clackamas County sheriff's spokesman, said a homeless woman spotted the couple and called police, believing the bound woman was being raped.


And people say we don't have a homeless problem in this country. 




I wonder if she used her cell phone?

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/21/2008 9:24:10 AM   
Hardbutt


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Status: offline 		This almost happened to me about ten years ago... my girlfriend and I rode our mountain bikes way out in Big Shoals forest on the Suwannee River to be alone. Had her hands tied over a tree limb overlooking the river, a beautiful sight! Then we heard an outboard motor coming around the bend. I moved her behind the tree truck (a large oak) and I ducked down. It was a Fish and Game officer! He was concentrating on the water and never looked up, thank goodness! Really turned on my girlfriend, so I did not let her down for a while after that... learned that she LIKED the idea of having sex where she could get caught, but I did not like that particular twist to "getting caught". Next time we picked a tree that was not on the very top of the bluff.

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/21/2008 3:02:48 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Stupid people. You've got to BUY the woods you play in! Anyone finds you, they are trespassing.

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/21/2008 3:05:13 PM   
Leatherist


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Stupid people. You've got to BUY the woods you play in! Anyone finds you, they are trespassing.


Or have a friend that owns the woods,and no county mounties or park bears for miles and miles.  ;)

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/21/2008 3:06:57 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		But the 4 legged bears are a nice touch. 

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/22/2008 8:01:38 AM   
Leatherist


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Status: offline 		Hmm, tied to tree, bear...that might lead to a watersports scene.

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/22/2008 3:19:13 PM   
MzMia


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Status: offline 		This story is alarming, but yet funny at the same time.
This goes to show, you need to think twice before having "fun"
in public places! { public indecency, disorderly conduct and criminal trepassing}.
 Thank you for sharing!
lol

< Message edited by MzMia -- 8/22/2008 3:24:39 PM >

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/22/2008 6:56:51 PM   
NickR


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Status: offline 		There are other risks to bondage in the woods:
http://xkcd.com/443/

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/22/2008 8:50:09 PM   
dodedo


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Status: offline 		These folks are out of my community.

They both lost their jobs, but their significant others were aware of the 'affair'

Unfortunately, since everything was blasted all over the television and news, their children have been exposed to this.

As I understand, from a message one of the two posted in a local forum, they 'ran' because they thought the police were people that might accidentally discover them. 

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 8/25/2008 6:08:40 AM   
bondagelover1950


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Status: offline 		Gotta feel kind of sorry for both of them  but DANG that was funny

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RE: Be careful playing in the woods!! - 9/1/2008 12:00:40 PM   
flower759


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Status: offline 		I'm fairly lucky, whenever I want to have sex in the woods, I just have to walk out my bedroom door... and find a partner!

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