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Irish Gas Station - 8/9/2008 1:26:10 PM

AquarianMale53

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Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes rental car into an Irish gas station.

An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is... 'Top o' the mornin' to ya'.

As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.

'So what are those things, laddie?' asks the attendant.

'They're called tees,' replies Tiger. 'And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?' inquires the Irishman.

'Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive,' replies Tiger.

'Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!' exclaims the Irish attendant. 'Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything.'

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RE: Irish Gas Station - 8/9/2008 2:18:31 PM

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LMAO!!!!

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RE: Irish Gas Station - 8/10/2008 4:05:57 PM

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Ok way tooo funny...I choked on my coffee

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RE: Irish Gas Station - 8/11/2008 9:45:16 AM

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LOL... I was thinkin... kinda small to rest em on don't ya think?

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RE: Irish Gas Station - 8/11/2008 1:07:43 PM

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I'm sure not going to get into a discussion about something I have no idea about (ie: the size of Tiger's balls) .... might have to contact his wife if you're that interested...chuckles

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