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UR2Badored -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 8:27:21 AM)

Jefff,

Makes me think of the line refering to something similiar from How to Lose a Guy in 10 days,  I think it was, "princess sophie".




TysGalilah -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 8:29:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Also......... cocks should never be refereed to as, "cute". Nobody wants a cute cock.........Nobody.

Jeff


"cute....cute? !   I don't want to be CUTE....Cute is for girls and puppies...I want to be  exotic...mysterious.... Don't tell me I'm CUTE"
 
see above post from BullDurham.......same movie reference LOL
sorry Jeff  had to go there...
 
I agree....Cocks aren't cute.  anddd  they need names like THOR or HERCULES  not bertha or betty  orr orr  fluffy or bunnybear.....
ya...not cute... never cute..
 
 




TysGalilah -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 8:31:00 AM)

crackin up at "princess sophie"




kiwisub12 -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 8:33:45 AM)

oooohhhhhhh   -  whos a little wittle cutie then????     




christine1 -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 8:39:07 AM)

heh, reminds me of the time at work i told a co worker his truck was cute.  i was serious, it was a cute truck, but you'd a thunk i had just assualted his manhood or something.




Venatrix -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 8:40:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Also......... cocks should never be refereed to as, "cute". Nobody wants a cute cock.........Nobody.

Jeff


Ah, excellent.  I'm definitely going to use "Awww, what a cute little willie" in my next torture session.




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 8:49:06 AM)

Master and I were talking about "relationships" while driving to a munch one night.  He was talking about some of the guys he works with (he's a firefighter) and how much they "hate" their girlfriends/wives. 

I just shook my head and said that I didn't understand why guys stay with women that make them miserable!

His response was that men will put up with just about anything if the pussy is good.  He said, "I know it's a pathetic statement about my own sex, but it's true."  They'll do anything to get it, and if it's good, they'll do anything to keep it.

As for "the" cock, I think men are placing importance in the wrong place when it comes to the average woman.  Women, in general, place a high level of importance on security where a relationship is concerned.... and not so much on "the" cock, but on overall affection, support and attention.

I do remember reading an article a while back that said women file for divorce more than men, and the number one reason they cite for wanting a divorce is "lack of affection and attention" from their husbands.

Of course, there's a bazillion exceptions to every generality, soooooooooo. [&:]




NumberSix -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 8:52:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Venatrix

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Also......... cocks should never be refereed to as, "cute". Nobody wants a cute cock.........Nobody.

Jeff


Ah, excellent.  I'm definitely going to use "Awww, what a cute little willie" in my next torture session.


Dress up like the Church Lady, and when he starts getting erect, stop; put your hands in prayerful fashion beside your cheek, and say---

"Isn't that special?".

6  




Missokyst -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 8:54:49 AM)

I had to stop at this point to wipe up my keyboard.  LOL  Having a punster mind is not a good thing on the first cup of coffee. 
[:D]  LOL shortage..
Kyst
quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
but....it's not like there is a shortage.




mistoferin -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 9:01:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Missokyst

I had to stop at this point to wipe up my keyboard.  LOL  Having a punster mind is not a good thing on the first cup of coffee. 
[:D]  LOL shortage..
Kyst
quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin
but....it's not like there is a shortage.



OMG...too funny! I *WISH* I could say that I'd done that intentionally but........




everhope -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 9:05:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NumberSix

Although I am a little confused by this post, I did want to ask:

Would this be a good place for me to try and snag me a blowjob?

Ron

p.s.  I am not looking for victims, just volunteers.


as good a place as any, Ron.




subsong -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 9:06:00 AM)

       Well  clearly , the rest of you women  ( and men ) are simply clueless  !      I mean , I  AM here to find as much cock as I can .   Golly - I simply can't live a day without at least one - and hopefully many more than that  !   All I think about is "cock" .  I eat , sleep , and dream  cock .   Why , I just wouldn't feel complete with out constant access to a cock ....  someone's cock  ......   anybody's cock .....  give it to me baby !    eeew-weee !
 
       C'mon  !   Without a cock - a man is simply  nothing - why , he's not even a man !!!    All  REAL men know that their cock is absolutely   THE single most important part of them - and any woman worth her salt knows it too .  
 
      So let's all celebrate  THE COCK , in all it's hardening glory - and keep it a place of most deserved reverance !     Amen .
 
         (  Oh damn ,  I got the heavy giggles now .... just began the day in a silly mood - and you're all getting a dose !   )      [:D]
 
((   and for anyone reading this - please  - ya gotta know I'm not serious  ))




NumberSix -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 9:12:41 AM)

Whoo-ee, whoo-ee baby
Whoo-ee, whoo-ee baby
Whoo-ee, whoo-ee baby
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?


Oceans 6




everhope -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 9:14:12 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Also......... cocks should never be refereed to as, "cute". Nobody wants a cute cock.........Nobody.

Jeff


i guess "pretty" cock doesn't work either.  




Jeffff -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 9:15:57 AM)

To paraphrase,

I am not a cock - I am a free man!

I could however go for some serious mouth fucking!

Jeff




Jeffff -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 9:18:23 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope
i guess "pretty" cock doesn't work either.  



Try...... " lovely"........" thats a lovely cock you have there"

that might work

Jeff




DominaYork -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 9:20:52 AM)

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i guess "pretty" cock doesn't work either.  


I don't know...depends on what it's wearing. Something from the spring collection, some nice ribbons and bows, something frilly...maybe cock fashion could be a new trend with men bragging about how pretty their cocks are? Cock make up anyone?




Prinsexx -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 9:23:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

I noticed this in another post and it made me think of how many times I have heard men say similiar things in my life. It would seem that some men think it's all about "The cock". Like it is the driving force behind all women's desire to find, be in or stay in a relationship with a man. Like we all want to get and keep "The cock" .......



Wasn't that an unfalsifiable myth created by Freud? Me i'm quite happy having a cunt between my legs.....not that we are all simple scart plugs though surely...there's more to it than that? no?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 9:23:20 AM)

I love Erin.

And Ron.  And....Jeff.  I missed you guys!




Jeffff -> RE: "The" cock! (8/10/2008 9:24:22 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DominaYork

quote:


i guess "pretty" cock doesn't work either.  


I don't know...depends on what it's wearing. Something from the spring collection, some nice ribbons and bows, something frilly...maybe cock fashion could be a new trend with men bragging about how pretty their cocks are? Cock make up anyone?



I don't know, I like to think I have the, "Brooks Bros." of cocks..... timeless.. some cocks just never go out of style

Ralph Lauren





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